TIME TO HIT UP THE MAGAZINE RACK AT CVS
Yes, I'll BET he reached his "sexual peak at 40+". *eg*
Seriously, look at the rest of the scans on ONTD. I'm a little flushed, and he's not even naked.
I wonder if they were purposely going for tacky bodice-ripper-novel cover, or if Twilight is just so naturally tacky there's no way to avoid it. MMMMMMMMMMMMM RPATTZ. I don't care if they made him look quite creepy, and may or may not have pastede hiz head on yay, I cannot WAIT to get this in my mailbox. Meanwhile KStew is seriously photoshopped and looks like the newest neighbor on Desperate Housewives.
AND STOP COMPARING TWILIGHT TO HARRY POTTER! Jesus what is wrong with the media?? That's like comparing The Babysitters Club to Pride and Prejudice D:
This makes me miss my collection of TV Guides with X-Files covers from 1994-2000 :( I could have added this. Gillian is still the fiercest girl to grace their cover. I will fight anyone who says different.
But I already have a feeling the article will be made of fail. "Do Mulder and Scully finally fall in love?" Finally what? Um, that kind of happened already. You know, they had a kid and, idk, kissed and stuff. (In that order.) UGH. Maybe there really are some NoRomos left? A few last holdouts, floating in Denial and writing for TV Guide? I bet this article will be written by the same dingbat who thinks Nicole is Goren's girlfriend.