Sports? What? Gah.

[sparklpocalypse]

I don't care about the UMich stories of drunkenness, douchebaggery, and STDs; I just like looking at him until he opens his mouth:


























Very classy.

And let's not forget the time he was a mermaid person:


Nice 'shopping, Disney.
Photos snagged from ONTD.

[ETA] If anyone knows where I can find pictures of his hip tats, y'know, I'd be like... it'd be awesome. That's what it'd be. *cough*