QaFRPS Fic: The Freaky Alien Crackbaby Story (13/13) -- G/R
Title: The Freaky Alien Crackbaby Story
Rating: R
Pairing: Gale Harold/Randy Harrison
Summary: One day, looking vaguely ill, Gale bounded up to Randy, poked him in the shoulder, and announced, "I'm pregnant!"
Author's Notes: This is some more amazing crackfic by Fcuk the Chat, written by marishna, xmirax, kallysten, kantayra, and myself. The thing that sets it apart from other crackfic: it's audio recorded as well as typewritten. This part was originally phone-posted by marishna.
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THIRTEEN
After a couple weeks of Randy's hot/cold routine -- which was caused by back-to-back allergic reactions to JT's slime -- Gale got fed up and left him for the neighborhood mail carrier.
Randy and JT moved back to the Yukon, where JT was reunited with Frank, the handyman dentist actor.
Frank and JT fell madly in love, because Frank had always had a thing for squid and well... JT was the closest thing that Frank could get his eight fingers on, without looking like a freak in the eyes of the citizens of Nunavut. All, like, twelve of them.
Shortly after returning to the Yukon, Randy went polar bear hunting, armed only with a sharp stick. He was never heard from again.
With the help of the aliens and their freaky alien sperm glue, Gale produced another baby with Morton the mailman. He named the child Randy and dressed it in brown cuordoroy rompers embroidered with seahorses.
JT and Frank lived happily ever after.
Rating: R
Pairing: Gale Harold/Randy Harrison
Summary: One day, looking vaguely ill, Gale bounded up to Randy, poked him in the shoulder, and announced, "I'm pregnant!"
Author's Notes: This is some more amazing crackfic by Fcuk the Chat, written by marishna, xmirax, kallysten, kantayra, and myself. The thing that sets it apart from other crackfic: it's audio recorded as well as typewritten. This part was originally phone-posted by marishna.
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THIRTEEN
After a couple weeks of Randy's hot/cold routine -- which was caused by back-to-back allergic reactions to JT's slime -- Gale got fed up and left him for the neighborhood mail carrier.
Randy and JT moved back to the Yukon, where JT was reunited with Frank, the handyman dentist actor.
Frank and JT fell madly in love, because Frank had always had a thing for squid and well... JT was the closest thing that Frank could get his eight fingers on, without looking like a freak in the eyes of the citizens of Nunavut. All, like, twelve of them.
Shortly after returning to the Yukon, Randy went polar bear hunting, armed only with a sharp stick. He was never heard from again.
With the help of the aliens and their freaky alien sperm glue, Gale produced another baby with Morton the mailman. He named the child Randy and dressed it in brown cuordoroy rompers embroidered with seahorses.
JT and Frank lived happily ever after.