ANGEL Fic: Untitled kallysten Birthday Ficlet -- S/A
Happiest of birthdays to the lovely and talented kallysten.
And now, a birthday ficlet:
"Ouch!"
"Hey, careful, don't drop it!"
"Not my fault, this thing weighs a ton!"
"Does not!"
"Does too. Now shut up, or you'll ruin the surprise."
"Hmph."
"And stop moving around. It's hard to carry when it's shifting all over the place."
"I'm getting comfortable!"
"Well stop."
"Look, there she is! Okay, put it down!"
"I'll hit the light on the way out."
click
splat
"SURPRISE!"
thud
...
"Oi, the jumping out of the cake thing was a brilliant idea, but I knew the whipped cream thong was over-the-top. She's passed out."
...
"Someone fetch the smelling salts?"
...
"Harris? Peaches?"
...
"Bloody 'ell."
[EDIT] Okay, so it's not her birthday. But I've got stuff to do next week, so I'm celebrating a week early.
And now, a birthday ficlet:
"Ouch!"
"Hey, careful, don't drop it!"
"Not my fault, this thing weighs a ton!"
"Does not!"
"Does too. Now shut up, or you'll ruin the surprise."
"Hmph."
"And stop moving around. It's hard to carry when it's shifting all over the place."
"I'm getting comfortable!"
"Well stop."
"Look, there she is! Okay, put it down!"
"I'll hit the light on the way out."
click
splat
"SURPRISE!"
thud
...
"Oi, the jumping out of the cake thing was a brilliant idea, but I knew the whipped cream thong was over-the-top. She's passed out."
...
"Someone fetch the smelling salts?"
...
"Harris? Peaches?"
...
"Bloody 'ell."
[EDIT] Okay, so it's not her birthday. But I've got stuff to do next week, so I'm celebrating a week early.