CRACK Fic: Porn Guy and Innocent Boy
On behalf of me wanting to get the free publicity that theblacklist [mockery of fandom_scruples] brings, I present to you the following, cooked up in AIM chat with kallysten, title by jypzrose.
Warning: The following is rated strong NC-17 and is not suitable for, well, anyone. If you're underage and reading this, I blame your very very negligent parents.
PORN GUY AND INNOCENT BOY:
An Adventure in Blacklisting by Kally and Magz
Once upon a time, there lived a naïve and unsuspecting young lad named [insert fandom-dependent name here], who moonlighted as a phone sex operator. He was pure and chaste by day, but by night became the most wicked and naughtiest of all the operators and every customers wanted to boink him. [insert fandom-dependent name here]'s favorite customer was a man who liked to call himself [insert porntastical name here], a guy whose voice made it easy for [insert fandom-dependent name here] to fantasize about him while they were talking dirty.
So, [what's his name] was chaste, but [favorite customer with porn name] was decided on teaching him all kinds of perversions, including the famous 'thick tube of meat'. There was just one problem. [impossibly long name guy] had never met [porntastical dude] in person -- but he really wanted to get to know him and his massive schlong better. The solution was easy. One night, [long name guy] accepted [porn customer]'s offer to finally meet him in person even though it was against the company's policy. He just had to know intimately his massive schlong and bulging testes.
[dude number 1] started getting nervous. After all, he was a virgin, and he'd heard that losing one's virginity was rather painful. Especially when the person taking it had a ginormous schwanstucker and a pair of fist-sized cum factories. So on his way to meet [porn customer], he stopped by a porn shop and bought everything he had heard of and thought would make the experience easier for him. He racked up quite the bill when he dumped the following onto the front counter at the porn store: several vibrators ranging from itty-bitty to hyooge, a large amount of lube, something that looked suspiciously like a gynecologist's speculum, and one chocolate Tootsie Pop. Blushing like the naïve virgin he was at the clerk's salacious comments, he hurried off to meet his soon to be, hugely endowed lover.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, [penis boy] was setting up for what promised to be an entertaining and, if he had it his way, electrifyingly hot, romp. [name dude] didn't have a clue what was waiting for him. On his way to what he already knew would be the most fantastic lay of his life, [name guy] became harder than he had ever been even though it was his job to think of incredibly erotic fantasies. He knew reality would be much, much hotter. In layman's terms, he couldn't wait to get his cherry popped by [donkey dick]. And as soon as the door opened and he came face to weeping cock with [porn guy], he dropped his bag and fell to his knees to worship at the altar of carnality.
As tempting as it was to jam his ample manhood down [phone sex man]'s throat, [balls of doom boy] decided it'd be better to screw him inside. You know, at least the first three or four times. [name guy] entered the apartment, and before he knew it he was completely naked, exposing his arousal to [porn guy]'s horny gaze. [porn guy] had indeed magically removed all his clothes at once.
Without a word, [he of the pendulous pecker] motioned for [quivering virgin boy] to follow him through the apartment to a bedroom/playroom that would make the most experienced Dom weep. [hugely endowed] however didn't fail to notice the porn store bag his new sex boy had brought, and he decided they would use each and every item in it, in addition to his own toys, before the night was over. That's a lot of fucking, if you stop to think about it. Which [phone sex master] did -- for a fleeting moment, of course -- before he found himself magically tied, spread-eagled, to the bed.
Just from looking at [name guy]'s athletic body tied on his satin bed and waiting to be pleasured, [porn guy] felt himself too close to coming. That just wouldn't do. He decided it would be a good idea to take the edge of by coming immediately, and so he straddled [name guy]'s chest and was not disappointed in the least when he opened his mouth eagerly. At first, [crazy-ass long name boy] felt a little intimidated by [penis man]'s massive girth, but then his desire overwhelmed his fear and he began slurping it like a massive popsicle. Because [porn guy] was so close to coming, it took only a few seconds before he erupted liters of cum into the virgin mouth of [name guy]. But as he saw [name guy] swallow each and every drop of it, he could already feel himself hardening again.
"Are you ready for my hot sausage of love?" [penis man] asked in an unbelieveably seductive tone. [name boy] wondered why [James and the Giant P...enis] was bothering with the seduction, if he was already tied up. Because [name guy] was a virgin, {Kally comments: can't call him James or i'm gonna crack up} [penis guy] decided he'd start loosening him with the smallest dildo.
Some time later, after the use of several sex toys, [superpenis] decided that [cute little innocent schnookums] was satisfactorily prepared for his Enormous Schwang (TM). [cute innocent] was completely terrified because the Enormous Schwang (TM) was completely terrifying, but he was quite decided to please his new lord and master and so begged to be filled.
"Please!" [innocent boy] pleaded. "Impale me with your manly, manly, manly man-meat!"
[man meat guy] was quite pleased by [cute innocent]'s pleading and decided it was time to start the real fun. He picked up a Ridiculously Large Bottle of Lube (also TM) and, with a wicked grin, dumped a Ridiculously Large Amount of Lube (also also TM) all over the fingers of his massive left hand. With his average-sized right hand, he pushed [cute innocent]'s legs up. "You will remember this moment even when you're old enough to have forgotten your name," he whispered huskily as he positioned his Humongous Dick (also also also TM) at [cute innocent]'s opening.
"Enough of the seductive sentiment, you sexy, silky-skinned sodomite!" [innocent boy] cried, panting from the excess alliteration. "Now get in my out hole!" Then, as an afterthought, he added, "Please?"
Before [cute innocent] had even finished saying 'please', [porn guy] jerked forward and filled him with his Humongous Cock all the way in just one thrust. [porn guy] could only congratulate himself for the intense preparation he had given to [cute innocent] with the various toys.
A throaty, husky, breathy, insert-other-adjectives-here-y "Ow," escaped [not a virgin anymore boy]'s lips as all insanely many inches of [penis man]'s Great Slab of Dick (also also also also TM) imbedded themselves firmly inside his tight little silken love tunnel.
Hours and hours of graphic phone sex then paid off as [cute but not so virgin anymore guy] urged [porn guy] on with the crudest and naughtiest words he knew. In reply, [porn guy] plowed into him as if his life depended on it. [porn guy] licked a broad stroke across [anti-virgin]'s chest, reaching up with one hand and unfastening the Really Tight Bonds that held his arms in place, never faltering in his powerful-as-a-locomotive thrusts in [phone sex operator]'s Really Tight Ass (TM rhetorical).
Because [porn guy] was not only endowed like an elephant but also a sex god, each of his powerful-as-a-locomotive thrusts rubbed against [cute guy]'s prostate in the most marvelous way, so that [cute guy]'s encouragement soon became a long continuous moan. This long continuous moan happened to be garbled, as well, and [cute guy] muttered things like "Yes, [porn guy], ream me out! Hurt me good!" and "Ooo, Daddy!" after pauses for breath.
[porn guy]'s left hand, the one the size of a baseball glove, closed around [cute guy]'s cock, and he started jerking him off in a punishing rhythm. "I'm gonna fill you up, little boy," [porn guy] growled in a supremely sexy sort of style, because s-alliterations are fun. "I'm gonna cum until it leaks out your ears."
Enthralled by [porn guy] splendidly sexy words, [cute guy] arched into his touch and yelled as the most incredible orgasm ripped through him, sending semen splashing all over his and [porn guy]'s chests. He collapsed into a limp little pile of ex-virgin while [porn guy] continued to thrust like a maniac. A hyooge amount of cum was churning in [porn guy]'s, well, churning balls, just waiting to be let loose in a veritable tsunami of semen.
"Yes!" [cute ex-virgin] whimpered as he looked into [porn guy]'s lust-gleaming eyes. "Fill me up, make me feel your geyser, you big meaty man!"
"Hold on tight," [porn guy] ordered, wrapping [ex-virgin dude] around him like an inner tube as he thrust several more -- I don't know the exact number -- times, and then made a noise like a wild boar as he reared back and came so hard that Mount Vesuvius didn't have nothin' on him.
"This was so... so..." [cute guy] moaned, unable to find words as his brain still shook from the waves of ecstasy.
"That was only the beginning," [porn guy] assured him. "Give me a week of fucking... In just seven days, baby! I can make you a maaaa-a-a-a-an!"
The End [?]
Warning: The following is rated strong NC-17 and is not suitable for, well, anyone. If you're underage and reading this, I blame your very very negligent parents.
PORN GUY AND INNOCENT BOY:
An Adventure in Blacklisting by Kally and Magz
Once upon a time, there lived a naïve and unsuspecting young lad named [insert fandom-dependent name here], who moonlighted as a phone sex operator. He was pure and chaste by day, but by night became the most wicked and naughtiest of all the operators and every customers wanted to boink him. [insert fandom-dependent name here]'s favorite customer was a man who liked to call himself [insert porntastical name here], a guy whose voice made it easy for [insert fandom-dependent name here] to fantasize about him while they were talking dirty.
So, [what's his name] was chaste, but [favorite customer with porn name] was decided on teaching him all kinds of perversions, including the famous 'thick tube of meat'. There was just one problem. [impossibly long name guy] had never met [porntastical dude] in person -- but he really wanted to get to know him and his massive schlong better. The solution was easy. One night, [long name guy] accepted [porn customer]'s offer to finally meet him in person even though it was against the company's policy. He just had to know intimately his massive schlong and bulging testes.
[dude number 1] started getting nervous. After all, he was a virgin, and he'd heard that losing one's virginity was rather painful. Especially when the person taking it had a ginormous schwanstucker and a pair of fist-sized cum factories. So on his way to meet [porn customer], he stopped by a porn shop and bought everything he had heard of and thought would make the experience easier for him. He racked up quite the bill when he dumped the following onto the front counter at the porn store: several vibrators ranging from itty-bitty to hyooge, a large amount of lube, something that looked suspiciously like a gynecologist's speculum, and one chocolate Tootsie Pop. Blushing like the naïve virgin he was at the clerk's salacious comments, he hurried off to meet his soon to be, hugely endowed lover.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, [penis boy] was setting up for what promised to be an entertaining and, if he had it his way, electrifyingly hot, romp. [name dude] didn't have a clue what was waiting for him. On his way to what he already knew would be the most fantastic lay of his life, [name guy] became harder than he had ever been even though it was his job to think of incredibly erotic fantasies. He knew reality would be much, much hotter. In layman's terms, he couldn't wait to get his cherry popped by [donkey dick]. And as soon as the door opened and he came face to weeping cock with [porn guy], he dropped his bag and fell to his knees to worship at the altar of carnality.
As tempting as it was to jam his ample manhood down [phone sex man]'s throat, [balls of doom boy] decided it'd be better to screw him inside. You know, at least the first three or four times. [name guy] entered the apartment, and before he knew it he was completely naked, exposing his arousal to [porn guy]'s horny gaze. [porn guy] had indeed magically removed all his clothes at once.
Without a word, [he of the pendulous pecker] motioned for [quivering virgin boy] to follow him through the apartment to a bedroom/playroom that would make the most experienced Dom weep. [hugely endowed] however didn't fail to notice the porn store bag his new sex boy had brought, and he decided they would use each and every item in it, in addition to his own toys, before the night was over. That's a lot of fucking, if you stop to think about it. Which [phone sex master] did -- for a fleeting moment, of course -- before he found himself magically tied, spread-eagled, to the bed.
Just from looking at [name guy]'s athletic body tied on his satin bed and waiting to be pleasured, [porn guy] felt himself too close to coming. That just wouldn't do. He decided it would be a good idea to take the edge of by coming immediately, and so he straddled [name guy]'s chest and was not disappointed in the least when he opened his mouth eagerly. At first, [crazy-ass long name boy] felt a little intimidated by [penis man]'s massive girth, but then his desire overwhelmed his fear and he began slurping it like a massive popsicle. Because [porn guy] was so close to coming, it took only a few seconds before he erupted liters of cum into the virgin mouth of [name guy]. But as he saw [name guy] swallow each and every drop of it, he could already feel himself hardening again.
"Are you ready for my hot sausage of love?" [penis man] asked in an unbelieveably seductive tone. [name boy] wondered why [James and the Giant P...enis] was bothering with the seduction, if he was already tied up. Because [name guy] was a virgin, {Kally comments: can't call him James or i'm gonna crack up} [penis guy] decided he'd start loosening him with the smallest dildo.
Some time later, after the use of several sex toys, [superpenis] decided that [cute little innocent schnookums] was satisfactorily prepared for his Enormous Schwang (TM). [cute innocent] was completely terrified because the Enormous Schwang (TM) was completely terrifying, but he was quite decided to please his new lord and master and so begged to be filled.
"Please!" [innocent boy] pleaded. "Impale me with your manly, manly, manly man-meat!"
[man meat guy] was quite pleased by [cute innocent]'s pleading and decided it was time to start the real fun. He picked up a Ridiculously Large Bottle of Lube (also TM) and, with a wicked grin, dumped a Ridiculously Large Amount of Lube (also also TM) all over the fingers of his massive left hand. With his average-sized right hand, he pushed [cute innocent]'s legs up. "You will remember this moment even when you're old enough to have forgotten your name," he whispered huskily as he positioned his Humongous Dick (also also also TM) at [cute innocent]'s opening.
"Enough of the seductive sentiment, you sexy, silky-skinned sodomite!" [innocent boy] cried, panting from the excess alliteration. "Now get in my out hole!" Then, as an afterthought, he added, "Please?"
Before [cute innocent] had even finished saying 'please', [porn guy] jerked forward and filled him with his Humongous Cock all the way in just one thrust. [porn guy] could only congratulate himself for the intense preparation he had given to [cute innocent] with the various toys.
A throaty, husky, breathy, insert-other-adjectives-here-y "Ow," escaped [not a virgin anymore boy]'s lips as all insanely many inches of [penis man]'s Great Slab of Dick (also also also also TM) imbedded themselves firmly inside his tight little silken love tunnel.
Hours and hours of graphic phone sex then paid off as [cute but not so virgin anymore guy] urged [porn guy] on with the crudest and naughtiest words he knew. In reply, [porn guy] plowed into him as if his life depended on it. [porn guy] licked a broad stroke across [anti-virgin]'s chest, reaching up with one hand and unfastening the Really Tight Bonds that held his arms in place, never faltering in his powerful-as-a-locomotive thrusts in [phone sex operator]'s Really Tight Ass (TM rhetorical).
Because [porn guy] was not only endowed like an elephant but also a sex god, each of his powerful-as-a-locomotive thrusts rubbed against [cute guy]'s prostate in the most marvelous way, so that [cute guy]'s encouragement soon became a long continuous moan. This long continuous moan happened to be garbled, as well, and [cute guy] muttered things like "Yes, [porn guy], ream me out! Hurt me good!" and "Ooo, Daddy!" after pauses for breath.
[porn guy]'s left hand, the one the size of a baseball glove, closed around [cute guy]'s cock, and he started jerking him off in a punishing rhythm. "I'm gonna fill you up, little boy," [porn guy] growled in a supremely sexy sort of style, because s-alliterations are fun. "I'm gonna cum until it leaks out your ears."
Enthralled by [porn guy] splendidly sexy words, [cute guy] arched into his touch and yelled as the most incredible orgasm ripped through him, sending semen splashing all over his and [porn guy]'s chests. He collapsed into a limp little pile of ex-virgin while [porn guy] continued to thrust like a maniac. A hyooge amount of cum was churning in [porn guy]'s, well, churning balls, just waiting to be let loose in a veritable tsunami of semen.
"Yes!" [cute ex-virgin] whimpered as he looked into [porn guy]'s lust-gleaming eyes. "Fill me up, make me feel your geyser, you big meaty man!"
"Hold on tight," [porn guy] ordered, wrapping [ex-virgin dude] around him like an inner tube as he thrust several more -- I don't know the exact number -- times, and then made a noise like a wild boar as he reared back and came so hard that Mount Vesuvius didn't have nothin' on him.
"This was so... so..." [cute guy] moaned, unable to find words as his brain still shook from the waves of ecstasy.
"That was only the beginning," [porn guy] assured him. "Give me a week of fucking... In just seven days, baby! I can make you a maaaa-a-a-a-an!"
The End [?]