Yes, I really do start conversations this way.
wherethewind: Oh dear.
wherethewind: I need a synonym for anus, or else Jensen's will be immortalized as a throbbing love tunnel.
fiareynne: Um.
wherethewind: What? Serious question.
fiareynne: Those are your extremes? Anus or throbbing love tunnel?
wherethewind: Lately "hole" makes me think that someone has a gaping wound.
wherethewind: It's pr0n from Jensen's POV.
wherethewind: It's very difficult.
fiareynne: I'm at a loss.
wherethewind: "Entrance" sounds like it belongs in a bodice ripper, and it's really more of an exit anyway.
wherethewind: "hole" it is.
wherethewind: Have I mentioned this is my first pr0n in TWO YEARS?
fiareynne: Ass could work. It's less gape-y than hole.
wherethewind: True.
wherethewind: Ha! I avoided it altogether. *wins*
wherethewind: I need a synonym for anus, or else Jensen's will be immortalized as a throbbing love tunnel.
fiareynne: Um.
wherethewind: What? Serious question.
fiareynne: Those are your extremes? Anus or throbbing love tunnel?
wherethewind: Lately "hole" makes me think that someone has a gaping wound.
wherethewind: It's pr0n from Jensen's POV.
wherethewind: It's very difficult.
fiareynne: I'm at a loss.
wherethewind: "Entrance" sounds like it belongs in a bodice ripper, and it's really more of an exit anyway.
wherethewind: "hole" it is.
wherethewind: Have I mentioned this is my first pr0n in TWO YEARS?
fiareynne: Ass could work. It's less gape-y than hole.
wherethewind: True.
wherethewind: Ha! I avoided it altogether. *wins*