Move over, MacGyver.

[sparklpocalypse]

I feel very accomplished. Last fall the toilet paper dispenser in our suite bathroom broke, and when they replaced it, the custodial staff immediately absconded with the key that was needed to open it in case we, say, ran out of toilet paper. As luck would have it, we always managed to make the two rolls they give us every time they clean the bathroom last just long enough to make it between cleanings. Until this week, that is, when we ran out, and had one very empty toilet paper dispenser and two very giant rolls of toilet paper sitting on the stall floor.

I broke into that locked toilet paper dispenser using only a pair of fingernail clippers, a screwdriver, and my brow tweezers. Someone call MacGyver and tell him that MAGZGYVER is gonna take his job.
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... and this is how I spend my Friday nights at school. *facepalm*