Jane Austen classic Pride and Prejudice revamped as zombie slayer novel A parody of the English novel is due to be published in April under the name Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, with Hollywood studios already bidding to turn the new book into a blockbuster movie.
... Austen fans are in for a shock, with heroine Elizabeth Bennet and her four sisters becoming zombie slayers and taught how to fight like Japanese ninjas by Mr. Darcy.
It's like they took one of my favorite things, and added one of
gwentastic and
marishna's favorite things, and made them have BABIES. This is the best thing in the history of ever. :D And you guys, they want to make it a movie. SCORE.
In other news, surprise!Uther/Gaius pr0n in a Merlin/Arthur fic makes my face sad.