Happy first of April, guys~

[sparkling_lotus]

Today, I ran over a squirrel, stole a purse from an old lady and kicked every puppy and kitten I came across.  I set two hospitals on fire, swore at a police officer, escaped from prison, set leeches on the cats, and shredded all my yarn.  (Knitting - honestly, what was I thinking?!)

Also.  Hard work gets you nowhere.  NOWHERE.  And I HATE curry.