Jun 01, 2004 01:44
Exactly the words used by the Royal Ontario Museum about their exhibition Eternal Egypt. They boasted artifacts that haven't ever never left the British Museum exposed right here in Toronto.
I went and was not impressed at all...imagine ten hours of intense foreplay, complete with nibbling, sheets coming off, bed tossing, wrestling and all you get is a limp dick...that is how unimpressed i was.
Straight line is what became of my fascination with museums. Just visit any appartment of any friend or stranger and you have right there the best display of all. Walking through a mall is a museum, you can even touch and take home.
I should have bought the book Complete History of Egypt on sale at Indigo.