Le Divorce

Apr 20, 2004 22:39

Had Popeye's chicken too many times.
Saw a cynical woman chase my father with a sammurai because she found out she's getting squat.
Threw a large tea at two bitches-took a picture of it too!
Became a witness for an accident and promised to testify even though I was in Montreal the moment it happened.
Got a ride in a Sony Walkman colored convertible Mercedes.
Experienced Summer in one whole day of 24 degree temperature.
Got golf ball size hail in the morning, thunder in mid day and full blast sunshine in the afternoon.
Purchased tons of Polo gear.
Awed by Toronto fans with their dedication and worship for their team...never saw that in Montreal before.
Had 16 consecutive dates.
Got re-baptized by a priest on top of a mailbox-the grey ones.
Argued with a broker and won.
Planted a shrub.
Made a hole on the floor, saw the neighbor's washroom below....
and made a date out of it.

So far that's what went on.
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