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[sparkling_by]

[cough. cough-cough.]

Um.

Ahem.

To... the Evil Overlord of unmistakable Doom behind this nefarious kidnapping plot of the most valiant, precious, pure-hearted and magnificent of princes -

If you’re a lady: ...ah... may your day be as bright and as beautiful as you yourself doubtlessly are. Even if it’s a rash decision, I’m sure there’s a

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[deathofdelilah]

And what if it's none of the above?

[sparkling_by]

...not... as... planned.

[deathofdelilah]

No one plans to be here. It simply happens.

[sparkling_by]

Like a curse...

[deathofdelilah]

Oh, no, the curses are far worse than this.

[sparkling_by]

You... wouldn't happen to be sounding happy about this... would you?

[deathofdelilah]

Of course not. I'm simply a cheerful person.

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[sparkling_by]

Oh? That's really great, though - and a little bit valiant. If what I'm hearing works quite as I'm told, then... then it takes courage to keep smiling.

[sparkling_by]

Thank you for all your hard work.

[deathofdelilah]

You're quite welcome.

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