audio

[sparkling_by]

[cough. cough-cough.]

Um.

Ahem.

To... the Evil Overlord of unmistakable Doom behind this nefarious kidnapping plot of the most valiant, precious, pure-hearted and magnificent of princes -

If you’re a lady: ...ah... may your day be as bright and as beautiful as you yourself doubtlessly are. Even if it’s a rash decision, I’m sure there’s a

Comments

[dance_of_hope]

...Eh?

[sparkling_by]

He...llo...? Do... you... speak... Earth... lan... gua...ges...?

[dance_of_hope]

...Wha? Umm...

[[blinkblink]]

...Hello!

1/2

[sparkling_by]

They're catching on about how to imitate us! We're all doomed!

[sparkling_by]

That... was... ex...ce...llent... Miss...a... li... en.

Re...peat... after... me... Ta... ma... ki...

Did... you... un...der...stand... that?

Ta... maaaaa... kiiiii...

1/2

[dance_of_hope]

...Why are you talking so slow? And my name's not A...li...en. It's Ahiru!

[dance_of_hope]

Oh! But it's nice to meet you, Ta...maaaa kiiii!

1/3

[sparkling_by]

Could it be... right before me...

[sparkling_by]

THE ALIEN SPECIES HAS EVOLVED!

[sparkling_by]

Congratulations, that was beautiful, astounding, remarkable, one of a kind! Good work, Miss Ahiru!

1/2

[dance_of_hope]

[dance_of_hope]

I got it right then?

Ah, what's an...al-ee-en species?

[dance_of_hope]

I got it right then?

Ah, what's an...al-ee-en species?

1/2

[sparkling_by]

Although it breaks my heart to unleash upon you this terrible, all-encompassing truth, as you seem so young, so pure, so unprepared for the heinous brutality of this cruel, cold world ---

[sparkling_by]

The alien. That would be you.

[dance_of_hope]

...Heinous?

...How am I an alien?

[[Is an alien a sort of duck?]]