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[sparkling_by]

[cough. cough-cough.]

Um.

Ahem.

To... the Evil Overlord of unmistakable Doom behind this nefarious kidnapping plot of the most valiant, precious, pure-hearted and magnificent of princes -

If you’re a lady: ...ah... may your day be as bright and as beautiful as you yourself doubtlessly are. Even if it’s a rash decision, I’m sure there’s a

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[child_radical]

There's no aliens running around. Well not too many I think.

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[sparkling_by]

That's what they say...

[sparkling_by]

BUT IT'S A LIE! IT'S ALL A LIE! SAVE YOURSELF!

[child_radical]

You really need to calm down.

[sparkling_by]

No.

[child_radical]

Would you rather raise the ire of a person with the ability to crush you?

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[sparkling_by]

Crush...

[sparkling_by]

...kill...

[sparkling_by]

...destroy?

[child_radical]

For the most part.

[sparkling_by]

May I panic now?

[child_radical]

Only when you're approached by a person like that, otherwise it's nothing more than wasted energy.

[sparkling_by]

Pst.

Pssssssssssssssssst.

You're someone like that.

Yeah...it's trolling time for Tamaki.

[child_radical]

Keep making stupid insinuations like that and I might just be inclined to act on your preconceived fears.

[sparkling_by]

Brain-washing alien: ALERT ALERT ALERT

[child_radical]

Exactly, I'm coming to turn you into a complacent vegetable.