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[fufufromouran]

I had no idea Americans were so...

[he'll let you finish that sentence.]

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Senpai, don't you worship a plushie?

[fufufromouran]

It is an effigy! EFF-I-GY.

[... at least he's feeling better.]

Anyway, are you intending to celebrate this... holiday?

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And this is judgement, senpai.

JUDGE-MENT.

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It seems very popular, doesn't it? Just because it's the cult of a giant stuffed bird is no reason to shun a foreign culture, is it?

[fufufromouran]

Unless it bears any real merit or rewards, I'll pass.

Unless the actual ritual of slaying the bird plays a bigger part~

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Ah, yes, thank you for thinking about my long-kept diet.

What would those of us worried for our figures do without your kind interventions ensuring we could never touch food without being nauseous instantly again?

[fufufromouran]

[and just for that, he's going to go into detail.]

Perhaps the onslaught of spilled blood can be used to draw a pentagram in service to the dark lords... and the organs which can not be eaten, those would make excellent tools... the intestines, wrapped around my fingers, a perfect rope to tie it all together...

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Senpai, that's really quite informative. Thank you so much for putting all that together!

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Unfortunately, I have to go be violently sick now. Please excuse me for a few moments.

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AND STOP SAYING THAT KIND OF THING IRRESPONSIBLY, WHERE CHILDREN CAN HEAR YOU!

[fufufromouran]

Yes, Maria is just fine, thank you for asking.

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Well, why wouldn't she be? I told you so.

[fufufromouran]

Indeed, who am I to doubt your well wishes.