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[deathofdelilah]

I predict you're the first to get swept away.

1/2

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First... to... get...

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JUST WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, EH?

[deathofdelilah]

It's not a war. There are no sides.

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BUT IF THERE WERE ONE. AND IF THERE WERE SIDES. AND IF YOU HAD TO PICK. AND IF YOUR NAME WERE PRETTY PRINCESS HARUHI. WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?

[deathofdelilah]

...not yours.

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A horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible life is Daddy's.

[deathofdelilah]

I'm sure you'll recover.

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I'm sure it's lethal.

[deathofdelilah]

I'm sure they'll hold a lovely funeral.

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But... but what if this beautiful face... what if the make up they choose in embalming is... unless they go with the Japanese tradition of cremation, and set this monument to bodily perfection aflame...

[deathofdelilah]

Or they could accidentally use clown makeup and hold an open casket funeral.