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[sparkling_by]

[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

Comments

[bladed_siberian]

... it's just a cow.

[sparkling_by]

Oi! Don't hurt its feelings like that! There are other ways to discreetly reject a lady's regard, why shut her off so negligently?! Who are you to say Mrs. Cow can't become the very best cow there is? Why are you going against its Way of the Cow? Why are you interrupting its true, heartfelt vision?

[bladed_siberian]

Hey! Whoa now. Okay, if... Mrs. Cow makes people feel better and everything, then, hey, I'm all for it. Go Mrs. Cow.

But it's still just a cow

[ooc: What strikes? ^^;]

[sparkling_by]

Well.. that's all right, but... it didn't seem very touching and meaningful.

You should apologize to Mrs. Cow properly.

[bladed_siberian]

... and just how would I do that?

[sparkling_by]

Well, first begin by admitting your grave, hideous, and indubitable error... then bow... say you're deeply sorry for accidentally hurting and feelings... then bow... say you realize it was an unfortunate, saddening event... then bow... promise to never, under no circumstances repeat it... then bow... and thank her kindly for her understanding! I'd say bow again, but I'm not sure you're still supposed to have a working spine at this point!

[bladed_siberian]

... can I just apologize if I'm sincere?

1/2

[sparkling_by]

[sparkling_by]

The best kind of apology.

[bladed_siberian]

I'll stop by and properly apologize to her on my way back to my apartment.

[sparkling_by]

Then bring your best hat too, and pose as a cowboy!

I'm willing to bet you can't last long in this saddle!