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[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

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[deadliest6]

[Hey Tamaki. Kazuo is just sort of...staring at you over his device.]

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[tilts his head]

[........and so does the cow.]

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[deadliest6]

I do not understand the purpose of this.

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Ah... all right! A moment, wait a moment...!

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Five... four... three... two... one...

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Congratulations, it's -

EXPLAIN DADDY'S BEAUTIFUL AND MOST AMAZING MASTER PLAN

o'clock!

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So, follow this: people are sad.

But! People like activities with cute, fuzzy animals.

And! We have Mrs. Cow, who fulfills those criteria. Kind of. Sort of. If you squint.

Also! Taking pictures with a cute, fuzzy animal like Mrs. Cow makes people smile.

Conclusion! This will help lift morale, raise bovine love awareness and... give Mrs. Cow an opportunity to showcase her talents!

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[deadliest6]

Talents?

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Well, every cow can moo and meee and muuu and stomp --- but it takes exceptional skill and dedication to master the full elegance of a harmonious tail flick, the panache of a dainty strut.

Mrs. Cow isn't ordinary by any stretch of the word. She's a lady.

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[deadliest6]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare]

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[blink-blink]

...maybe you need to try it firsthand.

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[deadliest6]

To pet the cow?

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Mrs. Cow, please, and thank you ♥

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[deadliest6]

I will come.

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Psssssssssst. Enthusiasm. You forgot. Your. Enthusiasm.