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[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

Comments

[vicodincrutch]

So is it going to be burgers or steak after the show?

1/3 WHY WOULD YOU EVER

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...regrettably... daddy can't answer this question...

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...because he's been shoved too deeply in a pit of loneliness, sadness and despair but such a mean, mean, mean, mean, mean thing to say!

....someone had to ;-;

[vicodincrutch]

And deprive bossy of the extent of her people pleasing skills?

If you're going to have a cow over this notion, literally and figurative, may as well put that this is a PETA sponsored event.

HIDEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUS ;_;

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Don't touch her! Not with a pen, or a sword, or a flower, leave Mrs. Cow alone!

sob the faces THE FACES 1/3

[vicodincrutch]

Why would I touch a cow with a flower?

[vicodincrutch]

So far though, I have to say...

[vicodincrutch]

I'm only thinking about burgers. Those have names too. Big Mac, Famous Star...That kind of thing.

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He doesn't mean it, Mrs. Cow... that's... that's just delusion talking through him...

[vicodincrutch]

I can't be the only person disappointed here.

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Devil. You're the only blasphemous, horned creature disappointed here...

[vicodincrutch]

What did you have for dinner last night, Liberace?

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Cookies and cream.

[vicodincrutch]

Both are animal by products. How do you sleep at night?

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Well, sometimes I shift a little, if my tummy is hurting, or if the sheets aren't 100%, double-checked and clean, and - oh, do you need to know what I dreamed last night too? Say, are you a dream doctor?