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[sparkling_by]

[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !

Comments

[misterblackbird]

So you've a cow. And you expect us to come pet it.

[sparkling_by]

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're supposed to pose by it prettily like a cowboy, and then pet it!

[misterblackbird]

I apparently missed a step in this affair. My apologies.

[sparkling_by]

Mrs. Cow accepts them.

[misterblackbird]

I'm quite glad. I should hate to offend her.

[sparkling_by]

Don't worry! I'm sure she can't bear anyone a single ill thought!

[misterblackbird]

How gracious of her. But perhaps I should have expected nothing less. After all, she is your acquaintance.

[sparkling_by]

...daddy can't tell if you're about to confess your deep and meaningful feelings to him, or to Mrs. Cow.

[misterblackbird]

To neither, actually, I'm afraid.

[sparkling_by]

Take that back! TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT! MRS. COW WILL THINK SHE'S DESTINED TO BE AN OLD MAID ALWAYS AND FOREVER!

[misterblackbird]

But you're calling her 'mrs'--she must be a widow, then. How very sad for her.

[sparkling_by]

No, no, it's... more a case of... early separation.

She was quite fond of the young man who delivered her as a royal offering, you know.

[misterblackbird]

I see.

Was she, indeed?

[sparkling_by]

How else do you think my unworthy self would have been admitted in the great presence of such an astounding creature? That moos.

[misterblackbird]

Certainly, by no other means.

[sparkling_by]

Ah... if that's your concern, don't worry, Mrs. Cow won't be trying to usurp your piano too.