Twitters of the Day
*Chirp*
07:57 I dreamed that I had a way to destroy Justin Bieber. Alas, this stroke of genius vanished when I awoke. Curse you reality!
*shakes fist* #
07:59 @ meggytron a buttload of nothing is better than an arseload of idiocy. #
08:02 @ BitchyMuse Dude! I know! Isn't it a kickass flick?! I just saw it last week and can we say serious amounts of awesome? #
08:03 @ lissaann Nooooooooo!!!
I love those ads! They're iconic! And so cute! #
08:45 Just barely got my face washed before it's up and out walking the dog. Now, to stop on every lawn and at every sign post. #
11:22 Sometimes being female blows. Half an hour to shower with lathering, shaving, exfoliating, scrubbing, shampoo and condition then moisturize! #
11:24 Also, note to my dad: Wait until the porn audio cuts off before you unplug your headphones. I don't care though, the internet is for porn. #
14:41 Grandma fixed me and my dad t-bone steaks! Yummy! Oh my gods, so good!
Now to visit and later break out some wine with the relatives. #
14:44 @ siriuslyyellow I'm not really all over nicknames, just the simplest ones: Jay and Jen. And Mish for Misha, Jeff or Sir for JDM. #
16:36 Visiting with family, nice and relaxing, nice and cool with a good stiff breeze.
Got a nice glass of peach wine too, so num! #
18:28 Got a new cousin, baby girl named Graci. I joke that I'm gonna call her 'Sweet Little Rosie o'Graci'. #
07:57 I dreamed that I had a way to destroy Justin Bieber. Alas, this stroke of genius vanished when I awoke. Curse you reality!
*shakes fist* #
07:59 @ meggytron a buttload of nothing is better than an arseload of idiocy. #
08:02 @ BitchyMuse Dude! I know! Isn't it a kickass flick?! I just saw it last week and can we say serious amounts of awesome? #
08:03 @ lissaann Nooooooooo!!!
I love those ads! They're iconic! And so cute! #
08:45 Just barely got my face washed before it's up and out walking the dog. Now, to stop on every lawn and at every sign post. #
11:22 Sometimes being female blows. Half an hour to shower with lathering, shaving, exfoliating, scrubbing, shampoo and condition then moisturize! #
11:24 Also, note to my dad: Wait until the porn audio cuts off before you unplug your headphones. I don't care though, the internet is for porn. #
14:41 Grandma fixed me and my dad t-bone steaks! Yummy! Oh my gods, so good!
Now to visit and later break out some wine with the relatives. #
14:44 @ siriuslyyellow I'm not really all over nicknames, just the simplest ones: Jay and Jen. And Mish for Misha, Jeff or Sir for JDM. #
16:36 Visiting with family, nice and relaxing, nice and cool with a good stiff breeze.
Got a nice glass of peach wine too, so num! #
18:28 Got a new cousin, baby girl named Graci. I joke that I'm gonna call her 'Sweet Little Rosie o'Graci'. #