attention hhs students...
it has come to my attention, that a peon in the scheme of life had some interesting remarks to make about my attire today. let me assure you, it matters not in the least what YOU think; if you need to be reminded of your place in the food chain at hammonton high school, i'll gladly be the first to do so. i encourage you, please, if you have something you'd like to say about the shirt i'm wearing, do so to my face, so that i may verbally chew you up and spit you out in return. furthermore, i can not help it if my breasts are bigger than yours, or that low cut shirts look better on me. my cup size is an asset and i like it and i am not going to rework my wardrobe because of your insecurities. you don't like my shirt? TOUGH. don't look at me. i don't wake up in the morning and dress myself according to YOUR likes and dislikes; i dress according to mine. in conclusion: next time i wear something you don't approve of, please bring it to my attention, so that i have the opportunity to list in great detail the things about your appearance which sicken me.