This holiday season
Dear Jamie,
The holidays are approaching rapidly. There will be no tree or lights this year. You don't have to go to Toys R Us. You're gonna sit around the Wells tree/menorrah display and watch Lydia tear open presents while chowing down on Carrie's home cooking. You're gonna get something shitty from everyone and you're not going to spend a dime more on them than they did you. The weather will grow cold; but you wont. You will breathe in that fresh air and not reflect on the time you've wasted, but be grateful for the future you have saved yourself from. And you're probably going to sing "All I want for Xmas" by Mariah Carey 150 fucking times.
The holidays are approaching rapidly. There will be no tree or lights this year. You don't have to go to Toys R Us. You're gonna sit around the Wells tree/menorrah display and watch Lydia tear open presents while chowing down on Carrie's home cooking. You're gonna get something shitty from everyone and you're not going to spend a dime more on them than they did you. The weather will grow cold; but you wont. You will breathe in that fresh air and not reflect on the time you've wasted, but be grateful for the future you have saved yourself from. And you're probably going to sing "All I want for Xmas" by Mariah Carey 150 fucking times.