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[sparklewolfie]

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CAN'T FIND MY CAR KEY
WTF

MY EYES KEEP WATERING FROM MY NOSE
IT HURTS TO BREATHE
MY HEAD HURTS
BAWBAWBAW

TODAY WAS GOING FINE UNTIL ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO
EXCEPT I WOKE UP WITH A PAIN IN MY NOSE AND A HEADACHE
I'M GONNA GET FIRED
TOO MANY POINTS

CLEANING THE HOUSE FOR STRESS MANAGEMENT
AND TO FIND MY KEYS
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FML!!!!!

JK

AAAAAAH!!!!!!

MY HEAD IS NOT FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT
MAYBE I HAVE A STROKE
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TYPE O IS MORE PRONE TO BLOOD CLOTS
I'M GONNA DIE
SAVE ME

WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON??