Of course, Bebe. If I had the skills, the wood and the equipment that walk in closet would be yours tomorrow.
And uh, you walked right into this one but you can hold my tool any day, babe ;] And lemonade is my favorite. Can I like, build you a tree house or something? I'd be better at that.
I know, babe. I wish you had the skills.. because I'm not sure I trust my dad to do it. Then again, he'll probably just hire somebody, it's all for the best.
LOL CLYDE! You fucking dirtbag, you know that's so not what I meant at all! :p Godddd.. I guess you can build me a tree house, but I want carpeting, and some cute curtains. And I wanna pick the color scheme. Fair, non?
Eh, I'm sure if you keep trying to break em down they'll agree to get you that walk in closet eventually.
You so meant it that way and I'm so not a dirtbag! I'm a teenage boy, cut me some slack woman. Haha yeah sure you just get me the color palette and I'll get working straight away. I demand strawberry lemonade every half an hour, though, and you gotta be wearing a bikini ;] ... Even if it's subzero... Ffft, fucking South Park weather.
It's pretty much the cheapest thing I want for Christmas, so I don't see the problem here.. but we'll see~
Noooooo way, honey! I practically got a ring on this finger, I can't be meaning stuff in that way! You are a little bit of a dirtbag, even if you're a cute one. Strawberry lemonade? Ohh la la, I'll get the fresh berries as soon as possible. And a bikini to match the drink.
I might need blankets though, yeah. :( It's kinda off swimming season, dude.
Jesus Christ, I don't even know what I'm going to get you for Christmas. Do you like perfume? Maybe I'll get you some nice perfume or something. Ffft.
Ring on your finger? Hah, no way. Nuh uh. Not my Bebe. Plus, you totally just called me cute. And look, see! Now you're just messing with me. A bikini to match the drink and all this talk of fresh berries. You know you want all of this. ;] Jk. Kinda.
Alright fine, you wear a really hot designer coat or something and mini-skirt with leggings. That a good compromise? I think so.
I got you something on Black Friday, but it's a secret! :) I pretty much did all of my shopping then, and I may or may not have fought an old lady for it, so you better like it. And yes, I love perfume, especially really sweet smelling ones! You could get one at Lush, they're all organic cosmetics, but.. the only outlet is in Boulder. Or online.
Okay, no, not a literal ring, but Wendy keeps me on a pretty short leash! And I did call you cute because you are cute, duh.. andddd fun to mess with. If you don't behave, I'll downsize it to a one-piece, and nobody wants that, lol! You tease.
I'd say that's a fair compromise. Oh! I totally got these awesome leggings on BF actually, and don't even get me started on the skirts, I got this.
Oh Bebe. Of course I'm going to like it! You're like the queen of giving good gifts to people. And the fact that you fought an old lady for it just makes it ten times better, though I do wonder what it might be. Cause I mean. Old lady? Hahaha. Mmn, sweet perfumes... Got it. Ever heard of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab online? I get some cologne there. It's pretty sweet.
The image of you and Wendy together is one that I rather enjoy, allow me to snapshot it in my mind ;] Hah, hell yeah I'm cute! I guess. And I guess I'm fun to mess with. I've always been fun to mess with [rolls eyes.]
No. You're not wearing a one-piece. Ever.
Hey, you know I don't mind when girls rant to me about their clothes. I just tune out and think about other shit! ♥
I know, I know, it's a talent, just like anything else about me! And fyi, old ladies have grandsons too, I promise it's not like, a bottle of cod liver oil pills or something. I've never heard of that perfume? But I've probably smelled it on you before. I'm just an Old Spice kinda girl. Oh! But! That Flora perfume by Gucci? That looks amazing.
Keep the mental snapshot, honey, because it's all you're getting. ;)) And you are cute, and I mess with you out of affection, and we are not going to get all touchy about it, right? Don't make me give you the look.
I don't think I even own any, actually. Who wears those things??
... You should be listening to my leggings speech, mister. It's serious business.
Flora perfume. Gucci. I'll keep that in mind. If I can somehow scrape together that kind of money, I guarantee you'll have a beautiful, designer perfume for Christmas. But if not, don't get after me for it. I work minimum wage just like everyone else our age. ;]
Ahw, damn. That sucks. But hey, mental snapshot is better than nothing. And thank you for calling me cute, we all know I need an ego booster once in a while. Hah, and I like when you mess with me Bebe. It's endearing. At least I hope it's meant to be endearing. <3.
I won't get after you for it! I think the body lotion version is like, half of the price? I just looked it up on Amazon, lol. I also like Be Delicious Fresh Blossom by DKNY, but I already asked my parents for that one. I think they're getting the pack with the body lotion, and solid perfume, and spray in it, which will be awesome! And I know you only work minimum wage.. I'm thinking of maybe getting a job after Christmas. What do ya think?
Maybe if you're good, I'll give you a real snapshot for Christmas! Okay, maybe not, but you can dream? ;) Honey, you need an ego booster like I need an ego booster. We know we're hot, yeah? Even when you mess with me. It is endearing. ♥
Ehhh, I'll find something good for you. It'll be a Clyde special and you'll love me forever. I hope. That's what I'm aiming for. Oh, and, I think that you getting a job would be a really good thing. Especially if you got a job at hooters. Just sayin' ;]
Ahw, way to tease! I was all excited then, boom, back to dreamland. Ffft, girls. Yeah, we know we're hot. But I dunno, the curvaceous thing seems to be more popular on girls than it is on guys. But hey, it's just a little extra love on me, right?. And that's why God created skinny jeans.
Hey, I'm all ears. We all know that I'm a sensitive guy. I like to make my women happy. ♥
I trust a Clyde special, I gotta admit! But I don't trust Clyde logic, since I'm only sixteen and you have to be eighteen to work at Hooters, so your job suggestion is moot. I was thinking more like.. Harbucks? Or Claire's?
I happen to think your adorable, and they're not curves, they're.. muscles, yeah! Your cute, even with the chub, bub. ;) And hey, damn right, skinny jeans are the shit.. I know I had to squeeze my ass into them all last week after the fucking bake sale, oomph.. too much sugar. Plus, they really accentuate the ass, oh yeah~
I know, sweetheart. ♥ You shoulda came with us on Black Friday.
Oh fine, fine. Stupid laws. Harbucks or Claire's would be fine, probably. I could so see you at Claire's.
Thanks Bebe :] You always know how to make me feel better. Skinny jeans are seriously the best things ever whether that that makes me sound like a fag or not. Oh, and I know you've always been an ass girl hon. Hahaha. jk. ily.
Man, I would have been in over my head. But next time you go shopping I'll come along and be the voice of reason if you let me into the dressing rooms ;]
I don't want to deal with crazy people during the holidays, or get laid off after Christmas, so I think I'll apply there in like, late January, once shit calms down.. I'll be the best damn worker they ever saw!
I know, it's a talent. ;) Besides, you can usually do the same for me. I think it's an amicable ex thing. I don't think it's faggy! Boys in skinny jeans are s-e-x-y~ like, just think of all the totally hot celebs rocking them, they're definitely in. Plus, yeah, being an ass girl doesn't help! I admit it, lol!!
Wendy tried to be the voice of reason, but I had to get shit done. I work my soccer pads for a reason. Ten dollars and we'll talk.
THOUGH. If I could, I would definitely build you a walk-in closet! ;]
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And I could hold your tools for you! And, uhhh.. make lemonade, or whatever women are stereotypically supposed to do for working men? I got you.
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And uh, you walked right into this one but you can hold my tool any day, babe ;] And lemonade is my favorite. Can I like, build you a tree house or something? I'd be better at that.
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LOL CLYDE! You fucking dirtbag, you know that's so not what I meant at all! :p Godddd.. I guess you can build me a tree house, but I want carpeting, and some cute curtains. And I wanna pick the color scheme. Fair, non?
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You so meant it that way and I'm so not a dirtbag! I'm a teenage boy, cut me some slack woman. Haha yeah sure you just get me the color palette and I'll get working straight away. I demand strawberry lemonade every half an hour, though, and you gotta be wearing a bikini ;] ... Even if it's subzero... Ffft, fucking South Park weather.
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Noooooo way, honey! I practically got a ring on this finger, I can't be meaning stuff in that way! You are a little bit of a dirtbag, even if you're a cute one. Strawberry lemonade? Ohh la la, I'll get the fresh berries as soon as possible. And a bikini to match the drink.
I might need blankets though, yeah. :( It's kinda off swimming season, dude.
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Ring on your finger? Hah, no way. Nuh uh. Not my Bebe. Plus, you totally just called me cute. And look, see! Now you're just messing with me. A bikini to match the drink and all this talk of fresh berries. You know you want all of this. ;] Jk. Kinda.
Alright fine, you wear a really hot designer coat or something and mini-skirt with leggings. That a good compromise? I think so.
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Okay, no, not a literal ring, but Wendy keeps me on a pretty short leash! And I did call you cute because you are cute, duh.. andddd fun to mess with. If you don't behave, I'll downsize it to a one-piece, and nobody wants that, lol! You tease.
I'd say that's a fair compromise. Oh! I totally got these awesome leggings on BF actually, and don't even get me started on the skirts, I got this.
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The image of you and Wendy together is one that I rather enjoy, allow me to snapshot it in my mind ;] Hah, hell yeah I'm cute! I guess. And I guess I'm fun to mess with. I've always been fun to mess with [rolls eyes.]
No. You're not wearing a one-piece. Ever.
Hey, you know I don't mind when girls rant to me about their clothes. I just tune out and think about other shit! ♥
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Keep the mental snapshot, honey, because it's all you're getting. ;)) And you are cute, and I mess with you out of affection, and we are not going to get all touchy about it, right? Don't make me give you the look.
I don't think I even own any, actually. Who wears those things??
... You should be listening to my leggings speech, mister. It's serious business.
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Ahw, damn. That sucks. But hey, mental snapshot is better than nothing. And thank you for calling me cute, we all know I need an ego booster once in a while. Hah, and I like when you mess with me Bebe. It's endearing. At least I hope it's meant to be endearing. <3.
Ugly girls.
Ah, leggings are quite fabulous, are they not?
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Maybe if you're good, I'll give you a real snapshot for Christmas! Okay, maybe not, but you can dream? ;) Honey, you need an ego booster like I need an ego booster. We know we're hot, yeah? Even when you mess with me. It is endearing. ♥
Ew, yes.
Now THAT is the kind of attitude I like to hear!
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Ahw, way to tease! I was all excited then, boom, back to dreamland. Ffft, girls. Yeah, we know we're hot. But I dunno, the curvaceous thing seems to be more popular on girls than it is on guys. But hey, it's just a little extra love on me, right?. And that's why God created skinny jeans.
Hey, I'm all ears. We all know that I'm a sensitive guy. I like to make my women happy. ♥
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I happen to think your adorable, and they're not curves, they're.. muscles, yeah! Your cute, even with the chub, bub. ;) And hey, damn right, skinny jeans are the shit.. I know I had to squeeze my ass into them all last week after the fucking bake sale, oomph.. too much sugar. Plus, they really accentuate the ass, oh yeah~
I know, sweetheart. ♥ You shoulda came with us on Black Friday.
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Thanks Bebe :] You always know how to make me feel better. Skinny jeans are seriously the best things ever whether that that makes me sound like a fag or not. Oh, and I know you've always been an ass girl hon. Hahaha. jk. ily.
Man, I would have been in over my head. But next time you go shopping I'll come along and be the voice of reason if you let me into the dressing rooms ;]
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I know, it's a talent. ;) Besides, you can usually do the same for me. I think it's an amicable ex thing. I don't think it's faggy! Boys in skinny jeans are s-e-x-y~ like, just think of all the totally hot celebs rocking them, they're definitely in. Plus, yeah, being an ass girl doesn't help! I admit it, lol!!
Wendy tried to be the voice of reason, but I had to get shit done. I work my soccer pads for a reason. Ten dollars and we'll talk.
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