Oct 27, 2008 12:58
We broke up two years ago. You haven't called me at all. I think it's safe to delete your number from my phone.
But what if you call?
Then my phone won't identify you and I won't answer. (Because of my phone phobia.)
You could be calling about something important.
You could be trying to profess your undying love for me.
Oh well.
Time to move on.