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Oct 24, 2005 02:56

he needed a smoke after his forty seconds of glory in the haze between tuesday night and wednesday morning.
by wednesday night, he was gone.
of course by friday he was calling with stories of depression and needing to be alone, but can you stop by with my cds and some cigarettes?needless to say, he was not alone that night ( Read more... )

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tuneofyourdeath October 24 2005, 07:09:20 UTC
Lets break it down.

He was broke. He used you for money and sex because he's an asshole.
He lasted less than a minute so it was more of a pain in the ass for you than enjoyable...
and he's hanging out with an ugly ass piece of shit excuse for a girl who takes on other peoples personality traits because she has none of her own...oh, and did I mention that she's in a terrible relationship because its obvious her boyfriend hates her?

oh yea...and thats what you get for sleeping with/hanging out with kids under the age of 18. *laughs*

like I said before...lets go back to hating everyone...
It was way more fun that way.

*grin*

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zig_mover October 24 2005, 13:51:34 UTC
forty seconds?

speaking strictly as a virgin here, holy shit.

mcdonalds soon

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tuneofyourdeath October 24 2005, 16:21:36 UTC
hahah yea he sucks.

I mean...I grabbed your dick for like..a minute and it didn't even get hard.
You'd probably last like, 10 years.
The girl would probably die.
that could be your pick up line...

"Hey baby...I'm so good in the sack that You'll DIE!!!!!!"

yea....I just woke up....

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zig_mover October 24 2005, 17:41:19 UTC
"i'm so good in bed, you won't be able to walk when we're done!.. like literally."

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scottfp October 24 2005, 23:25:29 UTC
This is beyond weird.

and seriously, less than a minute? That's fucking terrible *laughs*

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bigfuckinmike October 25 2005, 08:24:52 UTC
spealing as a friend of all involved i find it incredibly funny..i havent been laid in years and i think i could do better the 40 seconds

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