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Mar 28, 2007 10:35

It's Free Will Astrologytime!


Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Soon the Lord will return and handpick 144,000 saintly people to ascend with him into his perfectly hygienic gated community on a flying saucer where all the bathroom fixtures are gold and the Internet is contained in magic miniature iPhones that the lucky 144,000 will have implanted in their brains for instant access to the Lord's brain 24/7. And get this: YOU will be one of the 144,000! APRIL FOOL! The truth is, the Lord has already returned to earth in the form of a 14-year-old girl who lives in the Hell's Kitchen part of New York City, and we're all living in Paradise at this very moment. So no, there are no 144,000 saints who'll get extra-special privileges. But the coming week will be very lucky for you, and you will enjoy at least one wonderful new perk.

That sounds pretty damn nice I must say.
I am anticipating April and May for all they're worth. Which is plenty.
I'm anxious about my upcoming travels and visits and what not.
I feel a little better about my upcoming choices though. I will be giving San Diego the formal boot by Friday. I suppose why wait, but I am kind of ticked off at them, and so this is my way of dealing with it :)
Denver's accepted me, and is sending me a formal letter/package. Hopefully soon.
I am already there, at the other end, mentally.
I am full of anticipation, and anxiety. But it's the good kind, right?
Lots of agonizing lately has led me to think harder about this. I feel pretty good right now. tomorrow of course, may change as does the wind. So it goes.

RFO Sullivan's in Somerville has some bomb-ass burgers and fries the size of your head.
No joke. So good. Went there Mon night with Sabrina and Rachel. Good times.
Tonight, Karen and I are cooking up a storm, this is the raincheck from previously failed attempts :)
Friday brings Blades of Glory, and the start of a very very busy week.
Keeping my fingers crossed.

grad school, food, horoscope

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