Ok, so we've got 3 admissions for the first challenge posted last week. The challenge Genre was Humor. (I tried to extend admission by a day, but no one else posted.)
Warning: There may be spoilers in these drabbles for anything from Character death, to season 4 so please, bare that in mind.
Please vote for your favourite drabble and only vote ONCE. All comments will be screened. and the winners will be announced next Saturday.
Participants CANNOT vote for their own drabble.
Here are the drabbles:
Drabble #1 -
Elizabeth didn't mind sleeping with John, but there was one problem.
John always hogged the sheets.
Elizabeth tried telling him of the fact, but he only denied it, just like he denied his snoring.
Then one night, an idea came to Elizabeth that she simply couldn't resist.
When John woke up, he instinctively passed his fingers through his hair and noticed that it wasn't his usual L'Oreal inspired hair, but an army of small thin braids.
John stood up rapidly and stared at the mirror in horror.
Behind him, a familiar coy voice spoke, "Now are you ready to negotiate?"
Drabble #2 -
"You can't wear that," John complained as the leather creaked tight over her chest. "People are going to see you," he continued, "People like Rodney- and Zelenka- and Chuck! Chuck has a crush on you, you know."
Winking at him as she tied her sword on at her waist, Elizabeth reminded him: "You brought Teyla those DVDs and told her about Halloween."
"How was I supposed to know she'd-?"
"John," Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "It's Xena: Warrior Princess."
"I didn't think YOU'D be Xena!"
Tilting her head slightly, Elizabeth examined her cleavage and smirked. "I'm too tall to be Gabrielle."
Drabble #3 -
Sighing Elizabeth sank into her chair, it was good to be home. “Back to work,” she muttered opening her computer. There was only one message marked as urgent. When she opened it she heard a guitar playing the tune of ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!’ Then the singing started.
Dr Weir went and had a birthday!
Riding home from Earth to Pegasus
John didn’t tell, honest it was Laura
Who made us all be silly and sing this…
“Colonel!”
“Yes, Elizabeth?” he said with a huge, unrepentant grin as he walked in.
It was good to be home.