The Onion

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"Since the end of the series, Obama has reportedly brushed off key budgetary decisions, ignored his wife and children, and neglected his daily workouts, claiming that he no longer cares if he lets himself go 'just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica.'"

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_depressed_distant_since?utm_source=a-section

I feel the man's pain.

"Added Obama, 'So say we all! So say we all! So say we all!'"