get to know me better, dammit!
Despite my earlier claim that the next time I posted I would write in palindrome, I've decided to post my answers to a "get to know your friends better" email questionnaire, in order to better understand myself. If anything, when I look back at this post in the future, I'll see how little my poor attempts at humor have improved, and then I will be depressed. Oh wait, that's not good. Whatever, here are the results (take them with a grain of salt... and maybe a shot of tequila):
1. What time is it?: I'd lie about this, but it says the time in the email's header.
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Nickolas the Awesome. Really.
3. Nicknames: Nick, Dr. Neek (hi everybody!)
4. Piercing: once, in a bar fight
5. Eye color: black and white (plus some other colour in between)
6: Place of birth: a hospital bed
7. Favorite food: cow tongue
8. Ever been to Africa?: no, but I have been to South America
9. Ever been toilet papering?: what else am I supposed to wipe myself with? Oh wait, maybe they mean the other kind of toilet papering...
10. Ever love someone so much it made you cry?: I won't touch this one. You have to draw the line somewhere.
11. Been in a car accident?: no, I rear-end people on purpose.
12. Croutons or bacon bits?: since when are these mutually exclusive?
13. Favorite day of the week: Taco Tuesdays? How the hell should I know?
14. Favorite restaurant: Hooters, for the wings, of course.
15. Favorite flower: the blue ones, with the orange dots. Now where'd I leave my bong?
16. Favorite sport to watch: cock fighting.
17. Favorite drink: Lawnmowers (vodka and wheat grass juice) - my cousin Billy's idea. Also, Blowjobs.
18. Favorite ice cream: cherry cheesecake
19. Disney or Warner Bros.: The Simpsons rule the cartoon world!
20. Favorite fast food restaurant: I hate A&W the least.
21. What color is your bedroom carpet?: original, or stained?
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test?: I was supposed to take a test?
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?: "get_hung" (makeyourdickbigger@8ae7sasg8vbj9hng.com)
24. Which store would you choose to max out your credit cards?: None. But I would max out someone else's credit card at that Porsche dealer on Pembina.
25. What you do most often when you are bored: abuse my cat.
26. Bedtime: no, NO, NOOOOOO! Un-Uuuungh! I don't WANNA go to bed! You can't make me! You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now! And you're not so big!...
27. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?: The person with the least to do, I guess.
28. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: I guess I'll find out when they don't write back.
29. Favorite TV shows: The ones with the "viewer discretion is advised" warnings.
30. Last person you went out to dinner with: myself...so lonely... haha! Just kidding. My friends Rob, Jon and Kristjan, I think.
31. Ford or Chevy: Chevy is crappier. Although...Found-On-Road-Dead, Fix-Or-Repair-Daily, and Drivers-Return-On-Foot do provide a good argument that Ford is really the crappier of the two.
32. What are you listening to right now?: The voices in my head... no wait, that's just my sister telling me she wants to use the computer.
33. What is your favorite color? corpse grey.
34. Lake, ocean or river: It is true, in fact, all three of these exist on planet Earth. Now what the hell is the question here?
35. How many tattoos do you have?: One, skin-coloured, covers my entire body. Looks kinda like me. Got it sometime before I was born. It even changes colour in the sun!
36. Have you ever run out of gas?: That tends to happen when you use it.
37. Time you finished this e-mail: The end of time.
38. Favorite body part of members of the opposite sex (of for those who prefer: of the same sex): the lips
39. What's most important in a "mate": Brains, personality, or that they have all their original teeth?: This one's tough, but then, just think what you could get them to do if they were dumb and wore dentures!
40. Who would you have voted for, Kerry or Bush (or in other words, "Dumb" or "Dumberer")?: This question makes me glad I'm Canadian!
1. What time is it?: I'd lie about this, but it says the time in the email's header.
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Nickolas the Awesome. Really.
3. Nicknames: Nick, Dr. Neek (hi everybody!)
4. Piercing: once, in a bar fight
5. Eye color: black and white (plus some other colour in between)
6: Place of birth: a hospital bed
7. Favorite food: cow tongue
8. Ever been to Africa?: no, but I have been to South America
9. Ever been toilet papering?: what else am I supposed to wipe myself with? Oh wait, maybe they mean the other kind of toilet papering...
10. Ever love someone so much it made you cry?: I won't touch this one. You have to draw the line somewhere.
11. Been in a car accident?: no, I rear-end people on purpose.
12. Croutons or bacon bits?: since when are these mutually exclusive?
13. Favorite day of the week: Taco Tuesdays? How the hell should I know?
14. Favorite restaurant: Hooters, for the wings, of course.
15. Favorite flower: the blue ones, with the orange dots. Now where'd I leave my bong?
16. Favorite sport to watch: cock fighting.
17. Favorite drink: Lawnmowers (vodka and wheat grass juice) - my cousin Billy's idea. Also, Blowjobs.
18. Favorite ice cream: cherry cheesecake
19. Disney or Warner Bros.: The Simpsons rule the cartoon world!
20. Favorite fast food restaurant: I hate A&W the least.
21. What color is your bedroom carpet?: original, or stained?
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test?: I was supposed to take a test?
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?: "get_hung" (makeyourdickbigger@8ae7sasg8vbj9hng.com)
24. Which store would you choose to max out your credit cards?: None. But I would max out someone else's credit card at that Porsche dealer on Pembina.
25. What you do most often when you are bored: abuse my cat.
26. Bedtime: no, NO, NOOOOOO! Un-Uuuungh! I don't WANNA go to bed! You can't make me! You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now! And you're not so big!...
27. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?: The person with the least to do, I guess.
28. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: I guess I'll find out when they don't write back.
29. Favorite TV shows: The ones with the "viewer discretion is advised" warnings.
30. Last person you went out to dinner with: myself...so lonely... haha! Just kidding. My friends Rob, Jon and Kristjan, I think.
31. Ford or Chevy: Chevy is crappier. Although...Found-On-Road-Dead, Fix-Or-Repair-Daily, and Drivers-Return-On-Foot do provide a good argument that Ford is really the crappier of the two.
32. What are you listening to right now?: The voices in my head... no wait, that's just my sister telling me she wants to use the computer.
33. What is your favorite color? corpse grey.
34. Lake, ocean or river: It is true, in fact, all three of these exist on planet Earth. Now what the hell is the question here?
35. How many tattoos do you have?: One, skin-coloured, covers my entire body. Looks kinda like me. Got it sometime before I was born. It even changes colour in the sun!
36. Have you ever run out of gas?: That tends to happen when you use it.
37. Time you finished this e-mail: The end of time.
38. Favorite body part of members of the opposite sex (of for those who prefer: of the same sex): the lips
39. What's most important in a "mate": Brains, personality, or that they have all their original teeth?: This one's tough, but then, just think what you could get them to do if they were dumb and wore dentures!
40. Who would you have voted for, Kerry or Bush (or in other words, "Dumb" or "Dumberer")?: This question makes me glad I'm Canadian!