canada a.
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general thoughts on canada:
-the road signs are retarded.
-everything is backwards, even how to turn on water.
-not enough people say 'a'.
-i have a tan now and mostly, i dont really like it. stupid freckles.
-im pretty sure that canada is the only place that one vowel can be used as an answer, question, term of endearment, praise and confusion.
-immigration sucks fucking balls.
-canadian women are kinda scary, with big muscles.
-we stayed at a hostel, which was cool. i think jammin was a bit nervous about sleeping in the same room with strangers though.
-all 'alternative' music in canada sounds either like red hot chili peppers or nickel back.
-techno is much better in canada, but have no fear its still not great enough to destroy the metal.
-i totally ate breakfast with a dude from ireland at the hostel.
-the falls are mostly gorgeous and id like to go back during the tourist season.
-tim hortins!! they are everywhere, more so then mcdonalds here, its just like panera which was ironic as it was the first place we stopped once we were in canada.
-i was so hungry by the time we made it back into the states that when i finally found a taco bell i was so excited that i didnt know how to express it so i flailed about so much that over half of my leg went out of the car window.
-i drove the whole way there, jammin drove back. two tanks of gas!! i was amazed.
-the only thing canadian money is missing is a ballerina.
-canadian officers of the law really do wear those pants and drive pimp fucking cars, with lights that look like our tow trucks.
-there was alot of perverted talk of road names, as there were alot of them.
-jammins first drink in a bar was a shot of jameson! she was damn trashed, i was pretty drunk but she was trashed.
-they make words up for their road names. mississauga. come on now. thats not a word.
-for the most part everyone was very friendly and oddly trusting.
-we totally hung out with this dude larry at the bar for a couple of hours and he was a good time.
-toronto reminded me of a more clean, more conservative chicago with a way fucking better lake and a more diverse community.
-modest mouse put on a great show but the crowd fucking sucked, they put like no energy back into it. so, i cant wait to see them in chicago again.....or maybe eugene.
-we stole alot of stuff and on that note, breaking laws in another county, way easier. its odd because im not a thief, i just had the urge while i was there, i think it was cause its another country. something.
-suicidal ducks!!
-we stayed in a town, or whatever that was actually named niagara-on-the-lake. yes, with the dashes and all.
-niagara falls is on highway 420.
-my voice is still fucked up from screaming so much at the concert.
-bars close at two there......lame.
- we didnt see any real life moose but i still like to pretend.
the videos take a bit to load so if you really want to see them just wait a second or two. i suggest the ones of the falls, close to the end of the post, the others are mostly just random weird shit and what have you.
also, this is the largest update ive ever posted. and now, on to videos and pictures. if you have dial up i dont suggest to attempt to look through these. there are about a billion pictures and several videos.
canadian cops with their silly pants!!
moosey fate!!
first public place jammin had a beer.
my feet over lake ontario.
random vandalism!
me, molesting art.
jammin, always stealing stuff.
suicidal ducks!
secretly recording jammin. yeah im sneaky like that.
bad canadian music!
random outside, accidental capturing of myself car dancing.
random video of canada.
lake ontario.
there are about nine hundred more videos but im tired of uploading as it takes entirely too long.
i dont understand how gas can be 102.5 but whatever, i never claimed to understand canadian anything.
general thoughts on canada:
-the road signs are retarded.
-everything is backwards, even how to turn on water.
-not enough people say 'a'.
-i have a tan now and mostly, i dont really like it. stupid freckles.
-im pretty sure that canada is the only place that one vowel can be used as an answer, question, term of endearment, praise and confusion.
-immigration sucks fucking balls.
-canadian women are kinda scary, with big muscles.
-we stayed at a hostel, which was cool. i think jammin was a bit nervous about sleeping in the same room with strangers though.
-all 'alternative' music in canada sounds either like red hot chili peppers or nickel back.
-techno is much better in canada, but have no fear its still not great enough to destroy the metal.
-i totally ate breakfast with a dude from ireland at the hostel.
-the falls are mostly gorgeous and id like to go back during the tourist season.
-tim hortins!! they are everywhere, more so then mcdonalds here, its just like panera which was ironic as it was the first place we stopped once we were in canada.
-i was so hungry by the time we made it back into the states that when i finally found a taco bell i was so excited that i didnt know how to express it so i flailed about so much that over half of my leg went out of the car window.
-i drove the whole way there, jammin drove back. two tanks of gas!! i was amazed.
-the only thing canadian money is missing is a ballerina.
-canadian officers of the law really do wear those pants and drive pimp fucking cars, with lights that look like our tow trucks.
-there was alot of perverted talk of road names, as there were alot of them.
-jammins first drink in a bar was a shot of jameson! she was damn trashed, i was pretty drunk but she was trashed.
-they make words up for their road names. mississauga. come on now. thats not a word.
-for the most part everyone was very friendly and oddly trusting.
-we totally hung out with this dude larry at the bar for a couple of hours and he was a good time.
-toronto reminded me of a more clean, more conservative chicago with a way fucking better lake and a more diverse community.
-modest mouse put on a great show but the crowd fucking sucked, they put like no energy back into it. so, i cant wait to see them in chicago again.....or maybe eugene.
-we stole alot of stuff and on that note, breaking laws in another county, way easier. its odd because im not a thief, i just had the urge while i was there, i think it was cause its another country. something.
-suicidal ducks!!
-we stayed in a town, or whatever that was actually named niagara-on-the-lake. yes, with the dashes and all.
-niagara falls is on highway 420.
-my voice is still fucked up from screaming so much at the concert.
-bars close at two there......lame.
- we didnt see any real life moose but i still like to pretend.
the videos take a bit to load so if you really want to see them just wait a second or two. i suggest the ones of the falls, close to the end of the post, the others are mostly just random weird shit and what have you.
also, this is the largest update ive ever posted. and now, on to videos and pictures. if you have dial up i dont suggest to attempt to look through these. there are about a billion pictures and several videos.
canadian cops with their silly pants!!
moosey fate!!
first public place jammin had a beer.
my feet over lake ontario.
random vandalism!
me, molesting art.
jammin, always stealing stuff.
suicidal ducks!
secretly recording jammin. yeah im sneaky like that.
bad canadian music!
random outside, accidental capturing of myself car dancing.
random video of canada.
lake ontario.
there are about nine hundred more videos but im tired of uploading as it takes entirely too long.
i dont understand how gas can be 102.5 but whatever, i never claimed to understand canadian anything.