GRINDHOUSE
GRRRIIIINNNDHOOOUUUUSSSEEE
Hey. Everyone. Go see Grindhouse. It will put not only hair on your chest, but a big pair of BALLS on you. Ladies will get Thatchers instead.
Just don't piss off an indian biochemist. =D
Honestly, this was two-two-two movies in one! Not to mention some fake movie trailers sprinkled liberally throughout. I honestly hope one day that such great hits as "MACHETE" and "DON'T!" and "NAZI WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS" get onto the big screen. Just because.
PLANET TERROR: Your CLASSIC zombie movie. And not even a, "things are creepy, what could it be?" zombie movie. They're just THERE. <3 This is the horrible violence portion of the day, with pus-riddled undead antagonists, prosthetic gun-limbs, exploding heads, exploding cars (WITH NO CLEAR REASON) infinite ammo and no repercussions. Add liberally some gallows humor and a thin veneer of a plot, and you have Planet Terror. A good bloody romp. Not for the weak of stomach. >.> At ALL.
DEATHPROOF: I can't actually tell too much about this one, the whole thing's based on the surprise. Fabulous female leads, fun with cars, FUN WITH CARS. One of the best endings for a movie of it's kind ever. SEE IT. SEEEEE IIIIT. Zoe Bell totally stole the show this time in the second half of the feature, too.
...SEE IT!!!
Hey. Everyone. Go see Grindhouse. It will put not only hair on your chest, but a big pair of BALLS on you. Ladies will get Thatchers instead.
Just don't piss off an indian biochemist. =D
Honestly, this was two-two-two movies in one! Not to mention some fake movie trailers sprinkled liberally throughout. I honestly hope one day that such great hits as "MACHETE" and "DON'T!" and "NAZI WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS" get onto the big screen. Just because.
PLANET TERROR: Your CLASSIC zombie movie. And not even a, "things are creepy, what could it be?" zombie movie. They're just THERE. <3 This is the horrible violence portion of the day, with pus-riddled undead antagonists, prosthetic gun-limbs, exploding heads, exploding cars (WITH NO CLEAR REASON) infinite ammo and no repercussions. Add liberally some gallows humor and a thin veneer of a plot, and you have Planet Terror. A good bloody romp. Not for the weak of stomach. >.> At ALL.
DEATHPROOF: I can't actually tell too much about this one, the whole thing's based on the surprise. Fabulous female leads, fun with cars, FUN WITH CARS. One of the best endings for a movie of it's kind ever. SEE IT. SEEEEE IIIIT. Zoe Bell totally stole the show this time in the second half of the feature, too.
...SEE IT!!!