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Jul 14, 2010 14:23

[ clink! hello, mayfield. it's the baby here. ]

Ciaossu. I'd like to make an announcement regarding my failure of a student, Sawada Tsunayoshi, or Tsuna, if you're more familiar. I will say this; this is more so for my own personal use and for his benefit, and you have no need to listen if it doesn't suit your interests. The reaction will not only be amusing, but as his private home tutor, it's my job to place him under pressure and certain situations, so that he is given the opportunity to learn how to react and deal with his problems like a successful man rather than a failure. Although, I have yet to see that for myself.

[ basically, he's saying he's doing this for the lulz and he's doing his job- but mostly for the lulz because he adores torturing the poor kid. so skip right along if you don't give ]

It has come to my attention that No-Good Tsuna has at long last entered a relationship. A young, rather naive relationship on his end of course, yet you always learn from the first. And the second. And the tenth. And all the others in between. [ hmmm ]

Though, I'm still severely disappointed that he's done what I've told him not to do. A shame, when students fail to listen to their mentors. Awkward silences tend to ruin moments, don't they? Not even silences, but actions as well. If you're going to attempt to hold one's hand, at least do it correctly. By correctly, I mean with confidence and without the uncertainty. Leon has more confidence, don't you Leon? [ flick! ] It only makes matters worse when you pause and stutter 103 times over a span of an hour or two.

. . . Ah, and the obligatory triple stutter. I'm afraid you're far too incapable of even setting foot on Makeout Point, Tsuna. Perhaps in another twenty years, if you're fortunate.

A shame, they went right into a floral shop and it seems to have not crossed his mind that flowers can make exceptional gifts of affection. Common sense, I'm afraid Tsuna doesn't have it. Even more when she was clearly enjoying them- how oblivious you are to the art of romance, Tsuna. You've put the little Italian blood you carry within you to shame.

Lastly, poorly executed tact. While most tend to avoid kissing on the first date (it's something called "rushing it")- if you're going to initiate anything similar, do go through with it as a young man would rather than a child with his mother.

Ah, It's almost nap time. Ciao ciao.
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