Very Merry (un) Un-Birthday to You
Ok, so first of all...the following isn't meant to be some big sap-fest. Therefore, there is no need to post a comment telling me to either get over myself or questioning my sexuality or whatever. And yes, I am talking about you in particular.
That being said:
I'd like to extend a massive Happy B-Day to Suzanne. I'd also like to take this opportunity to personally (well as personal as LJ can get) thank you for everything. I know I've said this before, but I still have no idea how or why or when we became friends, or such good ones at that. All of a sudden it was all just like, "Ok, Hi. We're inseperable now. Ok." Also, I have no idea how or why you put up with me for so long. Thank you, though, for sticking it out. So, in honor of the past 6 not too sober monthes, I offer a brief history of our friendship:
-Some Enchanted Evening: Where it all began and despite several requests I didn't show you my penis.
-From Dusk Til Dawn and the Head Garden
-Moving you out. You decided to ask me of all people to help you? What were you thinking?
-March 25th, 2004. First appearance of Inappropriate Beethoven.A day (or nite) that will forever live in infamy.
-You always kicking my ass at Mario Party. And me sometimes kicking your ass in Mario Kart.
-Is he gonna be OK??? SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZIE!!!! (While we're on it, I sincerely apologize for dying on you. Seriously.)
-The video. Oh jesus, that video. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
-Hey! I have an idea. Let's listen to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" 600,000 times. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
-The "Guest" Room.
(Moment of silence)
(Moving on)
-I have another idea! Let's all skip class, walk around downtown Scranton, and then drive to Wilkes Barre for no apparent reason. However, that was the first time we hung out with Matt Silva.
-Matt Silva.
-THE BEAST! Ryyyyyyyyyyyan. I was gonna EAT that!
-Hiking through a river (literally through it)
-Link. Our surrogate love child. And all the stuff we all went through with him. (And I still think he needs a 3 day vacation. Poor guy.)
-Pub Crawl 2004. And me for some reason letting you drive my car.
-What CAN a wife (or Michael for that matter) do that a mop can't do?
-Random boxer night during Senior Week. And Jimmy's friends being there.
-Senior Week. Or rather, Senior 3 Monthes.
-How you got to naming Duck. And the two of us blatantly refusing to call her anything else, therefore changing her name to Duck.
-Prom night. Ryan and the brick that he was. Smashing glasses and the best senior year of my life.
-Getting over ourselves.
-Discovering the ultimate ecstasy that is McDonalds at 2am.
-Still not having showed you my penis.
-And finally, the complete and total relaxation of Scranton on the weekends.
So, for all of that, I say thank you. I don't think I can ever tell you how much fun I've had and what a truly insane trip it's been.
P.S. Please don't enjoy your gift too much. At least, without me being there.
That being said:
I'd like to extend a massive Happy B-Day to Suzanne. I'd also like to take this opportunity to personally (well as personal as LJ can get) thank you for everything. I know I've said this before, but I still have no idea how or why or when we became friends, or such good ones at that. All of a sudden it was all just like, "Ok, Hi. We're inseperable now. Ok." Also, I have no idea how or why you put up with me for so long. Thank you, though, for sticking it out. So, in honor of the past 6 not too sober monthes, I offer a brief history of our friendship:
-Some Enchanted Evening: Where it all began and despite several requests I didn't show you my penis.
-From Dusk Til Dawn and the Head Garden
-Moving you out. You decided to ask me of all people to help you? What were you thinking?
-March 25th, 2004. First appearance of Inappropriate Beethoven.A day (or nite) that will forever live in infamy.
-You always kicking my ass at Mario Party. And me sometimes kicking your ass in Mario Kart.
-Is he gonna be OK??? SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZIE!!!! (While we're on it, I sincerely apologize for dying on you. Seriously.)
-The video. Oh jesus, that video. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
-Hey! I have an idea. Let's listen to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" 600,000 times. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
-The "Guest" Room.
(Moment of silence)
(Moving on)
-I have another idea! Let's all skip class, walk around downtown Scranton, and then drive to Wilkes Barre for no apparent reason. However, that was the first time we hung out with Matt Silva.
-Matt Silva.
-THE BEAST! Ryyyyyyyyyyyan. I was gonna EAT that!
-Hiking through a river (literally through it)
-Link. Our surrogate love child. And all the stuff we all went through with him. (And I still think he needs a 3 day vacation. Poor guy.)
-Pub Crawl 2004. And me for some reason letting you drive my car.
-What CAN a wife (or Michael for that matter) do that a mop can't do?
-Random boxer night during Senior Week. And Jimmy's friends being there.
-Senior Week. Or rather, Senior 3 Monthes.
-How you got to naming Duck. And the two of us blatantly refusing to call her anything else, therefore changing her name to Duck.
-Prom night. Ryan and the brick that he was. Smashing glasses and the best senior year of my life.
-Getting over ourselves.
-Discovering the ultimate ecstasy that is McDonalds at 2am.
-Still not having showed you my penis.
-And finally, the complete and total relaxation of Scranton on the weekends.
So, for all of that, I say thank you. I don't think I can ever tell you how much fun I've had and what a truly insane trip it's been.
P.S. Please don't enjoy your gift too much. At least, without me being there.