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Nov 22, 2003 00:35

so tonite was pretty sweet.
i sang in the middle of farmer jack. "you..are so..beautiful..to me" but before that..i was trying to get her to buy some pepsi off me
me: mam, would you like to buy some pepsi?
her: no. im good.
me: are you sure?
her: yes im sure..
me: are you really REALLY sure?
her: yes..
me: well i think you should buy some pepsi. cos pepsi is for those who DRINK young.
her: im old.
me: *pets her face* mam, youre lovely..buy some pepsi.
her: NO.

me: you want to buy some pepsi?
them: no. we're were actually looking at that mountain dew behind you.
me: *runs to shelving unit..arms stretched out to hide mountain dew..all in a dramatic entry* THIS MAY BE FROM OUR COMPANY, miss and miss, BUT YOU MUST BUY PEPSI.
them: okay. sounds good..thanks mam.

her: you know what..maybe i will take some of that pepsi.

dana stuffed his face full of marshmallows..then he spit them out. it was icky.

i fell out of my chair..
"hey guys, what if they did the herbal essences commercial by saying "NO NO NO NOOOOO" *starts rubbing face and pulling down hair kind of disgusted..and really loud..*"
BAM..
her: dont break the chairs. they hate you enough already.
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