Sep 07, 2011 18:03
ATTENTION, GRYFFINDOR!
It has come to my attention that I have failed to announce that I will be your Quidditch team captain for the year. I don't see how this oversight is very important, as it's pretty much just like telling someone, "The sky will be blue for the year"!!
BE THAT AS IT MAY, Quidditch tryouts will be THURSDAY! That means you've got a day to practice. Aren't I so generous??
You’d better impress me. The thought of anyone from this House being mediocre is so very, VERY, VERY, VERY
[Double rainbow inkblots all the way across the page. Yeah, yeah, yeah - so intense!]
Anybody from the other Houses caught in the area during our tryouts will be dealt with SEVERELY!
Also, you’d better not mind the taste of Skele-Gro!!!
[ooc: The keeper position is still open! Who's a bad enough dude/ette to snatch that spot away from a dumb NPC?]
quidditch,
captain graham of bone-crush squadron,
experiences every emotion at once