3 Sad, Sad Stories

[spannerinworks]

Ahhhh, I write with a heavy heart this evening!! Hogwarts, is this really my last year in your hallowed and only occasionally musty halls? Has it really been seven years since the Sorting Hat sat atop my little first year head and made uncomfortable noises for nearly twenty minutes?

I see the confused faces on the firsties, and I am overcome.

Comments

[beanie_everyday]

Could always try chilling out? You're supposed to be glad to be almost out of here.

[spannerinworks]

"Chill out"?

I don't see how lowering my body temperature would help my situation!

[beanie_everyday]

There is no situation, though.

[spannerinworks]

I must admit, your insistence has given me pause. And, having done some thinking in that pause, you are absolutely right. I don't have a situation.

I HAVE AN ARMY OF SMALLER SITUATIONS THAT JUST LOOK LIKE ONE BIG SITUATION FROM A DISTANCE!!

[beanie_everyday]

Maybe you should see the nurse, you're freaking out.

[spannerinworks]

Freaking out? Oh, no no no no no, my concerns are entirely rational!

And in any case, somebody added "responsive to physical treatment only" to my file some time in my second year. Whatever that means!!

[beanie_everyday]

I don't know what you're talking about anymore.