2 Sad, Sad Stories
I am out on the town! The family is celebrating something that happened recently, but Ladd's not home right now, so I meet whatever they're cheering about with passionate disinterest! Plus I needed something to distract me from the dirty lies my journal is spreading about my appearance.
OHHH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! Why didn't anybody tell me that Muggles finally perfected sunglasses? I'm so disappointed in you, Hogwarts. Your inability to convey this vital information fills my heart with unending sorrow! My head is in a whirl over your callousness!!
Sunglasses with holes in them. Ingenious.
[ooc: Responses will come from heart_wrenching]