tall buildings shake
I have work in eight hours. thank god for $$$. the first thing I'm going to do with that money is spend it. then the second thing I'm going to do with that money is regret spending it. then the third thing I'm going to do with the money is cry about it.
first on my list of random things to buy: air's talkie-walkie. I have waited FAR TOO LONG to buy that shiznit.
kudos to:
- (first and foremost) people named Brenna
- those who let me drive their car (see also: Brenna)
- those who buy me ice cream (see also: Brenna)
- soccer-playing Jews
- Mr. Oogie-Boogie
- Koreans who call Bob to tell me that I should come into work on Sunday (see also: Kim)
- crazy people who work at Coldstone (see also: Brenna's sister, Shannon)
- the person who's going to sell me talkie-walkie
- those who attend UCSD (see also: Tina and Katherine)
- Laureen for her observations
- the entire Maas family because they love me so much (see also: Brenna, Shannon, Majella, and Bill)
- Jaimie for calling me and engaging in pleasant, friendly conversation
- the dude at Barbarella piercing for fixing my nose
- that same dude for being 31 years-old and having never had a license or a car
- my mom because today is mother's day (see also: Catherine Colleen Webb-Silveira)
- of course, me (see also: Josef Clinkenbeard)
oh, frabjuous day, calloo callay, he chortled in his joy.