Oh.
the key to your heart
opens the door to the world.
you've got to give me two days
and woman I'll make you a girl.
Enter my heart.
Me: Hello, there. How are you today?
Heart: Lonely.
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry.
Shove it, dude.
Hey, man. I mean it. That really sucks.
Whatever. I don't need your fucking sympathy. Eat my ass.
Whoa, dude. Cool it, okay? We're supposed to be friends, man. Remember?
I don't give a fuck. You've totally neglected me recently. Don't you remember, back when we used to be in love? What the hell happened to that?
Dude, she dumped us.
I know that. Fuck, you think I don't know that? It's been almost nine months, bro. You need to find someone else to share yourself with.
Fuck you, man. You think I haven't been working on it? FYI, bud. I haven't been asleep at the wheel. Do you remember what Clayton said? When it comes to college girls, they're either taken or tainted. THINK ABOUT IT, B.
You're not fucking trying hard enough. Fuck. I don't fucking care. Find a ho and convert her. Find someone who's with somebody and break them up. I'm tired of being fucking lonely. FUCK. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Whatever. I hope you enjoy being ignored, asshole.