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Anyone a Bruins fan? lol


I just got my brand new bass
and now i'm sitting in the stop and shop parking place
someone just beeped their horn
my mom's inside buying corn
everyone want my bass
please stop touching my face
i sit here and caress my bass
in the stop and shop parking place
you know, that corn has a very sweet taste
my mom isn't really inside buying corn
but i couldn't think of a rhyme for horn
except for corn
so i used it as a rhyme for horn
everyone want my bass
please stop touching my face
i sit here and caress my bass
in the stop and shop parking place
(pause) i wish my mom was buying corn (pause)
that corn has a very sweet taste
the man has really short pants
he walked by and i thought he was wearing a fort
but he's thinkin about my bass
and then i said "i should have bought a case
of that sweet sweet corn"
no i didn't, i just locked the doors
cause i'm sittin here caressing my bass
everyone wants my brand new bass
even that lady sticking her hand down her pants
she wishes she had a bass
with a picture of trisha's face
ohh yeah, the man in the purple shirt
in the truck
you know he wants my bass
i'm just gonna say ace
cause it rhymes with bass
ohhh yeahh, hot shit
everyone wants my bass