1. Who are you? The only thing between you and being an only child 2. Are we friends? the best of 3. When and how did we meet? Well, one day it was snowing and mom said "jesus mike!" and then the next day daddy drove me to the hospital and i held you, not really understanding anything about anything, but i gave you lots of kisses on your head like bigger siblings do to babies. 4. How have I affected you? In many many ways. you made me grow. you annoyed the hell out of me at times, you've made me proud. you've made me laugh. probably any possible emotion you've caused...except orgasm. 5. What do you think of me? i'm proud of you 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? there are too many to list 7. How long do you think we will be friends? until 6 months after one of us dies. 8. Do you love me? yes 9. Do you have a crush on me? no 10. Would you kiss me? on your forehead 11. Would you hug me? yes 12. Physically, what stands out? your HUGE penis 13. Emotionally, what stands out? you're kind of shy when i'm around and we're in public 14. Do you wish I was cooler? no 15. On a scale of 1-10, how fucking amazing am I? 8.235 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. YOU are smoothlegs 17. Am I lovable?yes 18. How long have you known me? all YOUR life 19. Describe me in one word. penis 20. What was your first impression? damn, for a baby, he sure does have a huge penis 21. Do you still think that way about me now?more-so 22. What do you think my weakness is? caffiene 23. Do you think I'll get married? yes, i want nephews i can screw up 24. What makes me happy? winning 25. What makes me sad? getting bad grades when you worked hard 26. What reminds you of me? music 27. If you could give me anything what would it be and why? A sports car, you pick. dodge viper perhaps. black. 28. How well do you know me? all too well 29. When's the last time you saw me? parent's weekend 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I've always told you everything, sometimes i just wait a little while though 31. Do you think I could kill someone? yes, be careful.
1. Who are you? The only thing between you and being an only child
2. Are we friends? the best of
3. When and how did we meet? Well, one day it was snowing and mom said "jesus mike!" and then the next day daddy drove me to the hospital and i held you, not really understanding anything about anything, but i gave you lots of kisses on your head like bigger siblings do to babies.
4. How have I affected you? In many many ways. you made me grow. you annoyed the hell out of me at times, you've made me proud. you've made me laugh. probably any possible emotion you've caused...except orgasm.
5. What do you think of me? i'm proud of you
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? there are too many to list
7. How long do you think we will be friends? until 6 months after one of us dies.
8. Do you love me? yes
9. Do you have a crush on me? no
10. Would you kiss me? on your forehead
11. Would you hug me? yes
12. Physically, what stands out? your HUGE penis
13. Emotionally, what stands out? you're kind of shy when i'm around and we're in public
14. Do you wish I was cooler? no
15. On a scale of 1-10, how fucking amazing am I? 8.235
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. YOU are smoothlegs
17. Am I lovable?yes
18. How long have you known me? all YOUR life
19. Describe me in one word. penis
20. What was your first impression? damn, for a baby, he sure does have a huge penis
21. Do you still think that way about me now?more-so
22. What do you think my weakness is? caffiene
23. Do you think I'll get married? yes, i want nephews i can screw up
24. What makes me happy? winning
25. What makes me sad? getting bad grades when you worked hard
26. What reminds you of me? music
27. If you could give me anything what would it be and why? A sports car, you pick. dodge viper perhaps. black.
28. How well do you know me? all too well
29. When's the last time you saw me? parent's weekend
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I've always told you everything, sometimes i just wait a little while though
31. Do you think I could kill someone? yes, be careful.
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