Update! Update! Update! Maybe saying it 3 times will make it sound interesting....nope
Homecoming was good. Picked up my date (a block away from St. Anselm's, went to Schraml's house beforehand for a dinner, then everyone piled in Ben's Dad's huge-ass van that can fit about 20 ppl. When i got to homecoming, it looked pretty sad tho. The emergency lights were still on even though we arrived an hour late. Later it got better. Um...yea i have something funny to share for you all.
OK, This is a sprint relay conversation (intended for deaf people) that Hummer made to pizza hut (pizza hut is in bold). (you type a conversation online and an operator makes the phone call and reads the conversation to the person on the other line as well as types what she hears. btw, the "angry tone" is what Hummer types so that the operator knows how to say it) Here it is:
Pizza Hut Employee: THANK YOU FOR CALLING PIZZA HUT MAY I HELP YOU?
Hello?
Yesterday I ordered a pizza from your restaurant.
UH ALL I NEED IS A PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN PULL UP THE INFORMATION THAT WAY I CAN SEE WHAT THE TOTAL WAS...
Ok. Well the pizza which I ordered yesterday had all the toppings on it. But the jerks teenagers at your store thought that it would be funny to mess it up! (angry tone) THat is right. One of the idiots on your tema took a huge dump on my pizza. (angry tone) And worst of all, it was still delivered to me at my house at White Oak (angry tone) Well, what are you going to do to refund me for my pizza!(angry tone)
(PANS BANGING IN BACKGROUND) GA OK UH WHAT DO I HAVE IS A PHONE NUMBER WHICH IS FOR THE CUSTOMER COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT AND I CAN GIVE YOU THAT PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WAY YOU CAN
Listen, you do not seem to understand. One of your employees had a bowel movement on my food!!!(angry tone) I want to know what idiot put feces on my pizza!(angry tone)
UH I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT INFORMATION CUZ YESTERDAYS CREW WAS A DIFFERENT CREW FROM THE CREW THAT WORKS TODAY AND I WOULDN'T I WOULDN'T LIKE WHICH CREW MEMBER WAS DOING WHAT JOB YESTERDAY
Do you understand me? There was a giant turd on my pizza!!!!!(angry tone) All I want to know is how this happened. Do you not monitor your people while they are making the food (sad tone)
(VOICES IN BACKGROUND) OK UH I WOULD LIKE WE DO NORMALLY MONITOR THEM BUT WITHOUT ME KNOWING WHOEVER WAS WORKING YESTERDAY I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER UHM I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED
What do you think about what happened to my pizza? DO you think it is funny? (angry tone)
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED AD IT'S VERY INEXCUSEABLE. NO, I FIND IT REPULSIVE AND DISGUSTING.
Well, is there going to be hell to pay? What if I took a shit on everything you ate?(angry tone) Would you like it?! Would you?!(angry tone)
NO I WOULD NOT ... THE 1 800 THAT I HAVE IS FOR THE CORPORATE OFFICE AND IF YOU CALL AND PLACE YOUR COMPLAINT WITH THEM THEY WILL INVESTIGATE THAT UHM THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT I CAN DO RIGHT NOW
What's the corporation going to do? I have half a mind to go down there adn shove feces in your mouth!(angry tone) What would you do if I came down there and shoved shit in your face? Would you call the corporate office?! (angry tone) Because if this is not resolved that is what I will do!(angry tone)
NO I WOULD HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE
Do you know how unsanitary shit is?
(PHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND) THE TELEPHONE NUMBER THAT OYU WOULD NEED TO CALL TO CONTACT THE CORPORATE OFFICE IS 1 800 948 8488.
It is everything your body filters out of your food. I do not want it on my pizza. Would you?(angry tone)
NO NO I WOULD NOT...IF YOU WOULD PLEASE CALL THE 1 800 NUMBER THAT WOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF
Do you guys not have bathroom breaks there?! Listen, it sounds to me like you guys are trying to place the blame on the higher ups people. The problem starts with you. IF one of your guys thinks it is funny to take a shit on a deaf man's pizza it is not Pizza Hut's CEO fault! IT is your's!(angry tone)
Hello, I am not done!!!!!(angry tone)
New Pizza Hut Employee: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. WHEN THEY ORDERED, WHICH STORE DID THEY ORDER IT FROM WHAT NUMBER DID THEY CALL AND IF THEY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THEY CAN CALL THE NUMBER THAT PERSON BEFORE ME GAVE TO YOU WHICH IS 1 800 948 8488.
You want to know the problem?! You really want to know? One of your guys took a shit on my pizza!(angry tone)
I WOULD LIKE THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS THAT I JUST GAVE TO YOU
I do not think you understand me. My son thought that it was the ground meat topping and he ate it! (angry tone) YOu know how sick he could have gotten! Do you!(angry tone)
***THE SYSTEM IS EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY COMPLETING YOUR REQUEST. PLEASE TRY YOUR CALL LATER***
....Yea, you can't deny how funny that was. Jeez, that was alot of typing
That's all folks.
P.S.- wrestling yesterday was taught by this year's U.S. Greco-Roman Wrestling Olympic coach.
OK, This is a sprint relay conversation (intended for deaf people) that Hummer made to pizza hut (pizza hut is in bold). (you type a conversation online and an operator makes the phone call and reads the conversation to the person on the other line as well as types what she hears. btw, the "angry tone" is what Hummer types so that the operator knows how to say it) Here it is:
Pizza Hut Employee: THANK YOU FOR CALLING PIZZA HUT MAY I HELP YOU?
Hello?
Yesterday I ordered a pizza from your restaurant.
UH ALL I NEED IS A PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN PULL UP THE INFORMATION THAT WAY I CAN SEE WHAT THE TOTAL WAS...
Ok. Well the pizza which I ordered yesterday had all the toppings on it. But the jerks teenagers at your store thought that it would be funny to mess it up! (angry tone) THat is right. One of the idiots on your tema took a huge dump on my pizza. (angry tone) And worst of all, it was still delivered to me at my house at White Oak (angry tone) Well, what are you going to do to refund me for my pizza!(angry tone)
(PANS BANGING IN BACKGROUND) GA OK UH WHAT DO I HAVE IS A PHONE NUMBER WHICH IS FOR THE CUSTOMER COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT AND I CAN GIVE YOU THAT PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WAY YOU CAN
Listen, you do not seem to understand. One of your employees had a bowel movement on my food!!!(angry tone) I want to know what idiot put feces on my pizza!(angry tone)
UH I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT INFORMATION CUZ YESTERDAYS CREW WAS A DIFFERENT CREW FROM THE CREW THAT WORKS TODAY AND I WOULDN'T I WOULDN'T LIKE WHICH CREW MEMBER WAS DOING WHAT JOB YESTERDAY
Do you understand me? There was a giant turd on my pizza!!!!!(angry tone) All I want to know is how this happened. Do you not monitor your people while they are making the food (sad tone)
(VOICES IN BACKGROUND) OK UH I WOULD LIKE WE DO NORMALLY MONITOR THEM BUT WITHOUT ME KNOWING WHOEVER WAS WORKING YESTERDAY I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER UHM I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED
What do you think about what happened to my pizza? DO you think it is funny? (angry tone)
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED AD IT'S VERY INEXCUSEABLE. NO, I FIND IT REPULSIVE AND DISGUSTING.
Well, is there going to be hell to pay? What if I took a shit on everything you ate?(angry tone) Would you like it?! Would you?!(angry tone)
NO I WOULD NOT ... THE 1 800 THAT I HAVE IS FOR THE CORPORATE OFFICE AND IF YOU CALL AND PLACE YOUR COMPLAINT WITH THEM THEY WILL INVESTIGATE THAT UHM THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT I CAN DO RIGHT NOW
What's the corporation going to do? I have half a mind to go down there adn shove feces in your mouth!(angry tone) What would you do if I came down there and shoved shit in your face? Would you call the corporate office?! (angry tone) Because if this is not resolved that is what I will do!(angry tone)
NO I WOULD HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE
Do you know how unsanitary shit is?
(PHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND) THE TELEPHONE NUMBER THAT OYU WOULD NEED TO CALL TO CONTACT THE CORPORATE OFFICE IS 1 800 948 8488.
It is everything your body filters out of your food. I do not want it on my pizza. Would you?(angry tone)
NO NO I WOULD NOT...IF YOU WOULD PLEASE CALL THE 1 800 NUMBER THAT WOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF
Do you guys not have bathroom breaks there?! Listen, it sounds to me like you guys are trying to place the blame on the higher ups people. The problem starts with you. IF one of your guys thinks it is funny to take a shit on a deaf man's pizza it is not Pizza Hut's CEO fault! IT is your's!(angry tone)
Hello, I am not done!!!!!(angry tone)
New Pizza Hut Employee: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. WHEN THEY ORDERED, WHICH STORE DID THEY ORDER IT FROM WHAT NUMBER DID THEY CALL AND IF THEY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THEY CAN CALL THE NUMBER THAT PERSON BEFORE ME GAVE TO YOU WHICH IS 1 800 948 8488.
You want to know the problem?! You really want to know? One of your guys took a shit on my pizza!(angry tone)
I WOULD LIKE THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS THAT I JUST GAVE TO YOU
I do not think you understand me. My son thought that it was the ground meat topping and he ate it! (angry tone) YOu know how sick he could have gotten! Do you!(angry tone)
***THE SYSTEM IS EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY COMPLETING YOUR REQUEST. PLEASE TRY YOUR CALL LATER***
....Yea, you can't deny how funny that was. Jeez, that was alot of typing
That's all folks.
P.S.- wrestling yesterday was taught by this year's U.S. Greco-Roman Wrestling Olympic coach.