The Infamous Bryan James Post
Well here it is, a post about the crazy kid I go to school with. Bryan is the funniest person here, and he just does whatever he wants to. He goes to class once in a while, if he feels like it. He usually goes to bed at about 5am, but he's not doing homework. He's usually up at night just watching movies or talking online. Haha I go over to his room every day and he's doing the exact same thing as always...blasting music and talking on AIM. We usually go to Sheetz at night, and it's especially fun when he's drunk. He just argues with this one lady about the Steelers and Eagles. He is usually nice to her, but as soon as we leave, he just looks at me and says "I hate that slut." Hahahaha it's a good time. Also, this kid has an entire refidgerator in his room that is filled with Galiker's Diet Iced Tea. His fridge seriously has about 7 1/2-gallon cartons at any given time. Also, he constantly tells me how Guinness is like drinking a steak. BRILLIANT!!! Bryan went to Colorado for spring break to be with Calvin, and now he wants to transfer to Colorado School of Mines to hang out with Calvin. Bryan does little to no work at college, but he somehow gets decent grades...he's the man.
A Final Story
-Last night I went to Bryan's room at like 1am. I asked if he wanted to go to Sheetz and he goes "nah, I gotta get a shower and go to sleep, I have lab at 8." So I kept asking him and he goes "fine, we'll flip for it." So we flip a coin 3 times. If it's heads, he stays, tails, he goes to Sheetz. So he flips it 3 times and he gets 2 heads and 1 tails. I was just like "ah crap!" as soon as he gets the second heads. He just looks at me and goes "dude...that was fucking rigged, let's go to Sheetz!" So he picks up the quarter and we left. It was a classic night. Well that's all for now, later kids. AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~Bowser
A Final Story
-Last night I went to Bryan's room at like 1am. I asked if he wanted to go to Sheetz and he goes "nah, I gotta get a shower and go to sleep, I have lab at 8." So I kept asking him and he goes "fine, we'll flip for it." So we flip a coin 3 times. If it's heads, he stays, tails, he goes to Sheetz. So he flips it 3 times and he gets 2 heads and 1 tails. I was just like "ah crap!" as soon as he gets the second heads. He just looks at me and goes "dude...that was fucking rigged, let's go to Sheetz!" So he picks up the quarter and we left. It was a classic night. Well that's all for now, later kids. AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~Bowser