This house is clean....
I love Eriq. I really do. I was very sad when he moved on. I will miss him lots. I'm very lonely now. On the other hand, though, my house is CLEAN. I cannot tell you how very, very happy this makes me. I cleaned my house, and then I went for a swim. I went for a swim, and you know what, I got to the pool by walking out the back door. I'd forgetten that I even had a back door, buried, as it was, completely by Eriq's stuff. Yes, I am indeed next to godliness I am so clean. Now, while I am alone, I am alone in a nice, clean place again, so I think that it is a pretty even trade. Plus, I get to sleep in the buff again, which puts it over the top as a good deal. And finally, I wasn't even through with my swim when Eriq showed up, so I haven't really gotten rid of him. So I think that this is all good.
On the other hand, I have to do my own dishes again. But at least now, what's on my dishes will all be identifiable. Huzzah!
That, and I think that my liver will thank me too. Something about living with a good friend encourages you to get plastered and watch violent movies every night. That can be a little wearing. I'm thinking that I'm only really up for doing that about 6 nights a week.....
Oh, and as many already know, Eddie has a freain' sweet apartment. But that doesn't change the fact that Garden State is not lighthearted and funny. You hobags. You know who you are.
On the other hand, I have to do my own dishes again. But at least now, what's on my dishes will all be identifiable. Huzzah!
That, and I think that my liver will thank me too. Something about living with a good friend encourages you to get plastered and watch violent movies every night. That can be a little wearing. I'm thinking that I'm only really up for doing that about 6 nights a week.....
Oh, and as many already know, Eddie has a freain' sweet apartment. But that doesn't change the fact that Garden State is not lighthearted and funny. You hobags. You know who you are.