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Feb 08, 2008 12:55

listen, i went for brunch last sunday in Canton. And here s my observation: guys are not afraid to stare there! Its like we are not in Baltimore any more, where murder statistics is through the roof! We walk in the bar and receive one of those up and down looks, like nobody ever beaten them up before for staring at the girl who is ALREADY with a boy. It made me bitter. I couldn't stop myself from thinking about these losers and their pathetic lives. So lets say now they are 25-30 years old, single, maybe still in college or just out of, starting their new jobs and shit, going out for happy hour and on weekends watching football on sundays, getting annihilated, just usual frat boys crap. Then one day at a bar they see a hot blond chick in skimpy clothes getting completely hammered with her friends and think to themselves "wow im gonna get me some of that ass!" And the chick is hot and blond and doesnt yet show the amount of decay that is already going on inside of her. So they go home and hump like some fucking horny rabbits and the next day they are like "soo, you wanna go out for breakfast or something?"
fast forward 10 years and they are married with a couple of kids, the frat boy is now in some kind of financial establishment making 100k a year wearing slick Brooks Brothers suites and thinking that his shit doesnt stink. Going out for happy hour on fridays with co-workers, hitting on waitresses, bartenders, female co-workers, random chicks at the bar and pretty much everything that has a vagina. getting completely wasted, driving home drunk in some SUV, risking not only his own worthless life but lives of other innocent people. At home his already not so hot wife with sagging tits and fat ass and cellulite all over turns him down when he tries to initiate sexual intercourse saying something lame like "i have a headache/ my period/ yeast infection".
Frat boy goes to the bathroom to jerk off to the thought of the female co-worker that wasnt wearing a bra underneath her white shirt today and then crawls into bed peacefully to go to sleep.
2 years later they get divorce cause he s banging that same chick from work and she is rather enthusiastically sucking the neighbors dick. Both have a severe drinking problem.
Their kids are seven and 10 and getting mentally fucked up.
And thats the end of the story.
or maybe while still young they realize what kind of horrible lifestyle they are living and start caring more about other people, the earth, themselves and grow up to be the leaders of our society and bring all of us to the bright future.
but that of course is highly unlikely.
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