I could care less.
I figured no one reads this, like ever! So, I'll be safe.
I don't really get the leading men in my life. I just don't. My therapist can't barely figured you guys out. Jesus! John just "dumped" me. And used the infamous "It's not you, it's me" line. Well, ain't that just fucking peachy. That makes everything just A-OK. Although it may be for the best being that he is my manager. But, I have to see him just about everyday. Which is gonna suck.
Randy- you just all around are a confusing individual. You tell me you want a relationship but, not with me. You are resentful to me because of the break-up. Now, you tell me you miss me. (I miss you too) And you kiss me like old times. And just when I thought I got my beloved Randy back. You ask me to sleep with you. WTF? I think I have said enough..
Steven- I have nothing to say to you except. Your girlfriend, you know the one you stopped hanging out with me for, to describe her two words. WOOF WOOF.
Dad- If it weren't for you. I'd be on Easy Street. (How does that feel?)
Patrick- We were doomed from the beginning.
Ramos- Your just a hard habit to break.
Gay man- You don't count caz your gay. But, when you get mad at me. It just sucks.
Chad- Sorry to bust your bubble. But, I forgot when choking and suffocating people was a cool thing to do. Then giving them guilt trips about how they make you feel like shit. Nice one. But, not today.
Somedays I wonder why the hell I am still a aspiring heterosexual.
I don't really get the leading men in my life. I just don't. My therapist can't barely figured you guys out. Jesus! John just "dumped" me. And used the infamous "It's not you, it's me" line. Well, ain't that just fucking peachy. That makes everything just A-OK. Although it may be for the best being that he is my manager. But, I have to see him just about everyday. Which is gonna suck.
Randy- you just all around are a confusing individual. You tell me you want a relationship but, not with me. You are resentful to me because of the break-up. Now, you tell me you miss me. (I miss you too) And you kiss me like old times. And just when I thought I got my beloved Randy back. You ask me to sleep with you. WTF? I think I have said enough..
Steven- I have nothing to say to you except. Your girlfriend, you know the one you stopped hanging out with me for, to describe her two words. WOOF WOOF.
Dad- If it weren't for you. I'd be on Easy Street. (How does that feel?)
Patrick- We were doomed from the beginning.
Ramos- Your just a hard habit to break.
Gay man- You don't count caz your gay. But, when you get mad at me. It just sucks.
Chad- Sorry to bust your bubble. But, I forgot when choking and suffocating people was a cool thing to do. Then giving them guilt trips about how they make you feel like shit. Nice one. But, not today.
Somedays I wonder why the hell I am still a aspiring heterosexual.