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[spandex4jesus]

Today fucking blew goat balls. Not only did that weird chick from work who has a serious crush on me, follow me. My doctor's office wouldn't answer my calls. At all. I busted my balls to get money to pay for an appointment outta pocket. And the fucker's never answer. Gah. But, to lighten my night, I made myself laugh while indulging in some yummy applesauce..

NotAnAddict316 [12:08 AM]: patrick's new mysoace blog is a complete bitch session about me
Kalika Black [12:08 AM]: yea kinda
Kalika Black [12:09 AM]: i'm about to write a blog bitching about my baby kicking me in the uterus
Kalika Black [12:09 AM]: caz um.. shes gettin a lil too fiesty in there
NotAnAddict316 [12:09 AM]: show her whos boss, if you start letting that baby call the shots now.. who knows what'll happen
Kalika Black [12:10 AM]: what the hell do i do? violence is not the answer.
NotAnAddict316 [12:10 AM]: Just eh, use ethical parenting skills, like time out..
NotAnAddict316 [12:10 AM]: make it sit by your anus for like 20 minutes to think about what she did
Kalika Black [12:10 AM]: "go sit in the corner" "but.. I'm in a uterus.. there are no corners..."
NotAnAddict316 [12:12 AM]: tell her that in order to stay in this family you must problem solve, mommy's not always gonna be around to make your decisons
Kalika Black [12:12 AM]: poor things never gonna wanna come out
Kalika Black [12:12 AM]: if mommys this mean when i'm in here.. imagine what shes like out there!
NotAnAddict316 [12:13 AM]: I'll turn this uterus right around
Kalika Black [12:14 AM]: lmao.
NotAnAddict316 [12:15 AM]: yer welcome

//I want to take you far from the cynics in this town, and kiss you on the mouth//