Megatron is back and he demands: Meme tiem, biatches. >:3

[deceptivecon]

I'm lame, and I didn't give you guys your meme last week. So I'm making up for it with this bit of awesome which I stole from CnC

MATCHMAKING MEME

▶ post as your character.
▶ respond to other characters anonymously, as muns, or icly with another character's name.
▶ your character must attempt to "put the moves" on each person they're given.
▶

Comments

[eventusfactum]

No.

[all_three_wskrs]

No? I mean, no offense, I'm just curious. Something against company?

[eventusfactum]

. . .

I see no need for companionship. It serves no purpose.

[all_three_wskrs]

Maybe it's not absolutely necessary... I've heard about people who live alone. Hermits. But the Japanese have a different word for it. Their word... If I'm remembering it right, it's 'hikikomori'. But that's a complete social withdrawal. I've seen you post on the network - you're not a hermit.

[eventusfactum]

Is there a point to this speech of yours?

[all_three_wskrs]

Well, yeah. You don't need companionship, but your own actions kinda make it look like you like it a little.

[eventusfactum]

...The action of attempting to find Jhiaxus? I hardly think that qualifies as 'liking companionship'.

[all_three_wskrs]

If you didn't want people to know, or to notice, you wouldn't put it out there for them to see. Maybe it's not liking companionship. Maybe it's... free advertising?

What about this Jhiaxus, anyway? I've never heard of him. But he must've done something if you're hunting him.

[eventusfactum]

It's making an attempt to find information, and nothing else. You have no idea what you're talking about, organic.

He altered my fundamental CNA - he wanted to see if he could introduce gender to our species, and I am the result. He will die for what he has done.

[all_three_wskrs]

You're right - I probably don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm not going to figure anything out unless I ask a few questions, and that's kinda what I'm trying to do. CNA - I'm guessing that's like genes for Cybertronians, right?

[eventusfactum]

Yes, it is. It's our findamentals and what defines us - or, at least, those from my universe. To tamper with that is detrimental to someone, if you couldn't tell.

[all_three_wskrs]

I couldn't tell. To me, it just... seems like you've got a good reason to want some revenge.

[eventusfactum]

Really.

And yes - of course I do. Can you imagine someone tampering with your fundamental coding?

[all_three_wskrs]

Y'know... This is kinda reminding me of something that happened where I came from. There were some scientists that did something like what you're talking about. They got... a little overzealous and actually created another race. They're supposed to be called gelfs - Genetically Engineered Life Forms - but everybody started calling them Daggers. Male and female, unable to breed... They were supposed to be the perfect soldiers, but nobody ever used them. They ended up living in prison camps.

The people in charge... they all thought that... out of sight meant out of mind. But then they revolted. Ended up killing quite a few of the guards that were up against them. Supersoldiers and all that. All because they wanted to be treated equally. Not the first war about that kind of thing.

I don't really think I blame you for wanting to take it out on this guy.

[eventusfactum]

Beings fundamental programming is not something to be tampered with.

When I find him, he will pay for his crimes.